averageghostsenjoyer

Hi :) they/them

[miwloaded]

A Parade of Pride, a Belt of Rings, Petal Confetti, and Veiled Unity.

[welldeds]

3rd and 4th art fight attacks 🎉

Spike belonging to puddle.npc on Instagram

Jen belonging to mcbaihzusart on Instagram

[welldeds]

First 2 art fight attacks yeayyyyyy 😋

Sal belonging to @hogdraws

Jellyfish belonging to kittywoof on artfight

[welldeds]

Recent art fight pieces for arcaelsbane and tilly_makes_art :))

[averageghostsenjoyer]

I love your art so muccccchhhh

[partywithponies]

I will never forget how in the goddamn trenches I was fighting the "Kitty is an adult" fight in the Ghosts fandom.

[averageghostsenjoyer]

Doing God's work! Stop 👏 infantilizing 👏 black 👏 women👏

[ezekiel13]

“I asked Chat GPT” well I asked the Captain and he said he was the very model of a modern Major General. He’s information vegetable, animal, and mineral. He knows the kings of England and he quotes the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

[myswimmingpewl]

We, as a fandom, do not recognise enough how talented Mike must be for being able to follow that line dance perfectly while not seeing the vast majority of the dancers AND while being drunk out of his mind

[horribleyonderidiotsbill]

[averageghostsenjoyer]

MOJO WEEK

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs

[averageghostsenjoyer]

My town has an actual one of these put up by the city planning department. It's near a steep bank by a river and says "don't look here". Unfortunately, in order to read the sign, one must look.

[guess-ill-never-be-a-red-lobster]

always crazy to me how horrible histories decided to dedicate a whole song to teaching us that Dick Turpin’s life and job was not at all glamorous and he shouldn’t be romanticised as an attractive hero figure and then THIS was their Dick Turpin

like come on

[averageghostsenjoyer]

Horrible Histories: Dick Turpin was NOT 🙅 all cool and glamorous kids 😤 🙂‍↔️ Always remember that 😌

Audience: we would in fact all like to fuck Dick Turpin

Horrible Histories: no-

[the-devils-keeper-deactivated20]

replace one word of your url with bitch

[thetyrannytranny]

Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy

[drudg30n]

mine woulf be bitch. just bitch

[simonsays-begaydocrime]

idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)

kinda like them all

[idontexist734]

bitchdontexist734 is fun

[sell-my-soul]

sell-my-bitch

[heartattackinblackdye]

bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it

[novalunarabem]

novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)

If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch

[i-am-basement]

I-am-bitch

Makes sense

Open tags

[one-and-only-dandeo]

one-and-only-bitch

lolz

[wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99]

wouldntyouliketoknowbitchboy99

Ok I love that

Open tagsss :P

[flicksuniverse]

uuhhh flicksbitch…

i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf

@mothmans-annoying-cousin @moony-buckets @samrusselcertifiedadorbs

[moony-buckets]

Moonysbitches

This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0

@the-apartment-complexxx @simonsaysvore @froffersthegrog

[yippee-tippee]

yippee-bitch or bitch-tippee… hm… i pick yippee-bitch

Okay, im scared of both of these.😓

[otlantispearlxox]

Otlantisbitch or Bitchpearl-

…

both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig

if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff

[s4pphicfurryr4ve2769]

sapphicfurrybitch

lollllz

@gracehasaspacesuitquestion @faeriezone @b0nez4may0r @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tagzz

[silvermistymoon]

Silverbitchmoon sounds kinda cool ngl

@cantchooseafav @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @effortlesslysweet @narwhals-randomness @melancholicwarlock @yelenaschild + open tags

[cantchooseafav]

cantchooseabitch (I got all them bishes)

@classic-cevans @achilles-real-bride @condors-safety

[condors-safety]

condors-bitch

yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”

@hunterstieller @saltnburnbaby @wayward-huntress

[wayward-huntress]

there is only one possible combination here: wayward-bitch

Hehehehehe

@ghostofpatrickshand @theadventuresofcas tagging you two bc I wanna see what you come up with lol

[theadventuresofcas]

well- theadventuresofbitch makes the most sense here (or alternatively the funnier option- thebitchesofcas)

@ghostofpatrickshand @capetown-devotee @sickkvalentine + whoever else!

[sickkvalentine]

i instantly thought of sickkbitch and laughed wayyy too loud..

npt @where0worlds0collide @leointrousers @skelpiescool + open

[where0worlds0collide]

worldsbitch I truly am the world’s bitch

@fishermansfriendsworld @strangedarlinggg @austenliketexas and all else

[austenliketexas]

Bitchliketexas hmmmmm Texas is a bitch!

@igottabelive @kitcats-1-braincell @iamnotstuckinthevoid @panicatthepisscoxd @callovesmen

[iamnotstuckinthevoid]

iamnotstuckintheBitch

vaguely sexual but okay

@silly-moth-123 @robinparravel @magicalmysteryperson @goremagalavt @stinkykittypet and anyone else

[silly-moth-123]

Silly bitch 123 😭

[pbxkreal]

pbxkbitch

bitchreal

both are kinda fire lowkirkuinely

@starman-waiting-in-the-sky07 @freezerfridays @duckieslament @deckuscarde @mintowl258 @zarastars @kaiserinemmelin @jumpgun @corruptangelsfall @veethevoyd @azoka-the-cryptid @ my other lovely mutuals whose usernames ive forgotten

[veethevoyd]

Veethebitch

[secretly-casster-the-demigod]

Secretly-casster-the-bitch, low-key accurate

Secretly-bitch-the-demigod, not as good as the previous one

I feel weird tagging people even if I wanna..sorry moots

[luliasposts]

luliasbitch

basically sums up my personality

[nuciance-to-society]

bitch-to-society

I think I like my actual url more~

[reginald-fillibus]

Bahahahahah

Reginald-bitch

[yourdarklordmelkor]

yourdarklordbitch

also works pretty well

[averageghostsenjoyer]

Averagebitchenjoyer 😭

[shadowsandshadowsinthelight]

things Captain would have been better at than being in the army:

Wedding planner

Stressed out community theater director

History teacher who really needs to retire

(alternatively) gym teacher who really needs to retire

Museum (don't know what he would do there though.)

Some kind of coach or sports commentator

Postal worker

Newspaper columnist

Some kind of code enforcement

Interior decorator

Some kind of editor or copywriting

Being gay

[oooooooohhh-somerseeeet]

Lesbian fairy godmother this, lesbian fairy godmother that... this is the fairy godmother who I can't look at:

He doesn't give me any good advice though, and we both remain useless queers

[shadowsandshadowsinthelight]

reminder

[averageghostsenjoyer]

Winston Churchill Voice: Pride month may be over but the war is far from over.

[hertsandbedsregimentcaptain]

Piccolo playing at its’ finest.

[averageghostsenjoyer]

It will never not bother me that he's holding it wrong. He's super close, just rotate the right hand please 😭

(yes it's absolutely in character that he doesn't know how to play piccolo but rahhhh)

[agoldengalaxy]

[averageghostsenjoyer]

I keep looking back at media I loved when I was ~12-14 and realizing why I loved it so much. 12 year old me: Huh, I wonder why I loved that character so much- Out adult me: oh you sweet oblivious child.

[majestic-kestrel]

a bunch of these in celebration of the new trailer