Fuck Mandos

Fuck that guy really. What a fuckface dipshit little crackfucker I hope his wife fucking divorces him his dumb fucking ass can die hes such a pretentious stupid shitface i hope his butt gets stuck to a laundromat he and his satanic fucking dooms can go to Utumno I hope he breaks his nose and bleeds so I can finally escape these stupid fucking halls. Stupid fucking dickhead roster fuck

[averagenolofinwean]

Hello! This is my incorrect silmarillion quotes blog. You can call me Pan or Bun and my pronouns are he/him. Posts will be coming out from monday to friday in the evenings from 5 pm to 9pm CET time. On weekends during the whole day. Sometimes I don't post for 1-5 days. 90-95 % of my posts are original, which means I didnt copy them from other incorrect quotes blog. If I copied the quote from a youtube vine or an internet meme, i'll write it in the tags, but again, that's very rare.

I do this just for fun! None of the characters are mine, they're Tolkien's. Please don't attack me, i'm just having a great time writing silly little quotes for silmarillion characters.

Note: I just realised some of my posts may not always be...children friendly. Beware of sex jokes and mildly offending posts. I don't post smut, though (sorry).

Edit: I forgot to note that I'm queer and most of my posts have some queer themes in it

Update: Shit's on hiatus. Idk for how long. My fandom soul is slowly fading away and I don't know how to revive it

[prideknights]

European Citizens' Initiative

Give your support !

EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[abigail-pent]

@highladyluck

[dduane]

Gods bless the post. :)

(Remembering with pleasure when I got to do this last year with an auditorium full of people at Finncon in Tampere.)

[averagenolofinwean]

Fingon, riding on Thorondor like a disney princess: I believe I can flyyyyyyyyy I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyy

Thorondor: *does a nosedive*

Fingon: *screams* MAYDAY MAYDAY, WE'RE GONNA CRASH, MAEDHROS MY GAY BESTIE WAKE UP

Maedhros, actually wakes up: I DONT WANNA DIE ANYMORE I JUST GOT RESCUED FROM MY 30-YEAR LONG TORTURE

Fingon: RUSSO I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING

Maedhros: WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE TO SAY YOU CAN SAY IT. YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I WON'T BE ANGERED

Fingon: THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST, REALLY PLEASE DON'T BE PISSED IF I TELL YOU-

Maedhros: SAY IT

Fingon: I BROKE YOUR HARMONICA

Maedhros: MANDOS TAKE MY SOUL MY LIFE WAS A LIE-

Fingon: I'M SORRY

Maedhros: TRAITOR

Thorondor: Alright, I had enough of you two. *flies straight again*

*Maedhros passes out again while Fingon is still living through the shock. He stays silent for the rest of the flight.*

[averagenolofinwean]

Finrod: Dance Dance Werewolf kill!

[averagenolofinwean]

Fingon: I am way too gay for this man

Finrod: I am way too gay for this man

Maedhros: I am way too gay for this man

[averagenolofinwean]

Erestor, seeing Glorfindel: I am way too gay for this man

[averagenolofinwean]

Fingon: I love you

Maedhros: That's great Finno but you've said this like ten times to me today I think I got the message now

[averagenolofinwean]

Caranthir: Well. What are we gonna do now? *gestures at the unconscious person*

Curufin, standing at his left: We'll say he committed treason against Fingon so that Nelyo won't be pissed.

Celegorm, standing at his right: And for good measure we'll gaslight them if they wake up and say so otherwise.

Curufin: Maybe we should give them a head concussion so they don't remember Celegorm stealing all his stuff and breaking into her house?

*unconscious person starts waking up*

Caranthir, panicked: AH! *steps on her nose and then on his wrist*

Curufin, shocked: Moryo! We wanted them to look the least damaged, not like we robbed her and then beat them up! Now he looks even more like a dead body!

Celegorm, shaking his head: Children these days, don't even have a single braincell anymore...

[averagenolofinwean]

Daeron: *sings mainstream songs about romance and romantic love* And O, I lay alone in my bed every night, thinking about you and yearning for you, just hoping you'd be at my side-

Maglor, aromantic and asexual: *takes out his ukulele* Ohhhhhhhh and I lay alone in my bed at night, perfectly happy by myself, and I think, "Go fuck yourself Daeron, you and your stupid romance and sex songs can go to Utumno-"

[averagenolofinwean]

Elrond: I'm sorry, but I cannot see you keep living like this. You don't want eat, and most of the time you don't; you don't want to sleep, but sometimes it feels like the only thing you are doing is sleeping; you don't want to drink, except sometimes massive amounts of alcohol. I'm very concerned. Maglor says I can't help you, but surely, there's something I can do to help. How do you even live like this, I mean surely your body needs some food, sleep and water to sustain itself?

Maedhros: I'm not living. Not anymore.

[averagenolofinwean]

Erestor: If you were an object you'd be lava, that's how hot you are.

Glorfindel: *blushes* Oh really? Wouldn't that make me untouchable?

Erestor:

Erestor: Uh yeah sure. I haven't planned how to flirt after the pick-up line

[averagenolofinwean]

Idril: I'm scared, confused and disturbed but not at all sad

[averagenolofinwean]

Finwe: Honey, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Indis, without hesitating: No. Did you ask the same question to Miriel? Because then it would make much more sense why she chose to stay dead.

[averagenolofinwean]

Finwe: Why are wombats called wombats? (...) Because that's where the womb's at!

Indis: Your jokes get worse every month. No wonder Miriel died, she died of laughter. Because she has a terrible humor.

[averagenolofinwean]

Fingon: I love you trees I love you undiscovered valleys that are yet to be adored I love you nice feeling that I have in my stomach whenever I see my husband I love you little cactus on my bedside table I love you dalmatian dog with a anxiety disorder who rooms with me. I love you world

[averagenolofinwean]

Maedhros: Y'all are getting nothing out of me. Nothing!

Aredhel: I'll give you Fingon's number.

Maedhros: okay fine what the fuck do you want

[almost-nice-melkor]

Wait....how on earth he does not have Fingons number?

[averagenolofinwean]

His paranoid father won't let Maedhros near Fingon without a 100 meter safety distance in fear Finno's gonna know all of Feanor's personal top secret information just by looking at Maedhros. Also Maedhros has a boyfriend who's a total asshole (Maedhros dates him because politics)

(And I kinda got confused with my incorrect quotes lore)

[averagenolofinwean]

Good question because I have no idea. I'm on mobile and my tumblr marks posts as mature sometimes without me wanting to. It's very weird. I'm gonna take away the community label manually now that you've mentioned it