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Canons: @demondellamorte, @serpentinemask @myownstethoscope

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ohisms

✱˚｡⋆ ↪ THE 𝐒TAGES OF 𝐈NTIMACY. a collection of various action prompts centered around the varying stages of intimacy. feel free to adjust as desired. heavily mature content, dni with this post if you are under 18, & DO NOT use these prompts for non-con scenarios. )

SETTINGS.

[01.] finding privacy in a cramped dressing room.

[02.] cramming into the backseat of a car together.

[03.] slipping into the lonesome alleyway behind the bar for "time alone".

[04.] pulling them away from a party after hours of relentless teasing.

[05.] getting handsy under the table at a fancy dining establishment.

[06.] taking the long way home and pulling over on a dark stretch of road.

[07.] staying behind at the venue after everyone else has left.

[08.] the hotel room door barely clicks shut before hands are on them.

[09.] a tent in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear anything.

NEW TERRITORY.

[10.] finding yourself staring at their mouth and getting caught.

[11.] pulling back from a kiss to look at them, then immediately going back in.

[12.] memorizing the shape of them for the first time with your palms.

[13.] that exploratory first kiss, reserved and shy.

[14.] a gentle first kiss that morphs into intense want.

[15.] feeling the shape of their body through their clothes.

[16.] asking for permission to remove one of their garments.

[17.] finally succumbing to the thick tension & colliding feverishly.

[18.] fumbling with buttons or zippers because your hands won't stop shaking.

[19.] admitting out loud that you've been thinking about this for a while.

HEATING UP.

[20.] pulling them into your lap in the midst of a heated kiss.

[21.] discovering that they're wearing [ GEAR / LINGERIE ] under their clothes.

[22.] kissing away from their lips, down the length of their neck.

[23.] desperately grinding on them through layers of clothing.

[24.] dirty talking directly into their ear to turn them on even further.

[25.] pushing them onto a piece of furniture before straddling them.

[26.] lifting them onto the countertop while making out.

[27.] tugging their hair to expose more of their throat to your mouth.

[28.] the wrecked way they say your name for the first time.

[29.] fabric tearing because neither of you has the patience for buttons.

[30.] removing an obstacle of clothing with your teeth.

UNRAVELING.

[31.] biting down on their shoulder to muffle how good it feels.

[32.] the sound they make when you find the spot that undoes them.

[33.] begging without any trace of pride left and meaning every word.

[34.] their composure cracking for the first time, they finally stop holding back.

[35.] repeating "don't stop" like it's the only language left in their mouth.

[36.] leaving possessive marks in places only they'll see.

[37.] whispering "look at me" right before you take them apart.

[38.] trying to be quiet and failing, so they clamp a hand over your mouth.

[39.] flipping positions so fast neither of you remembers who initiated it.

[40.] their nails dragging down your back hard enough to sting later.

[41.] being told to open your mouth and doing it before the sentence is finished.

[42.] having your hands pinned above your head.

[43.] the desperate scramble to get closer when there is no closer to get.

COMING DOWN.

[44.] fingers lazily tracing the marks they just left on your skin.

[45.] pulling the blanket over both of you without being asked.

[46.] that silent, dazed smile when they catch your eye across the pillow.

[47.] the shaky laugh when neither of you can remember where your shirt is.

[48.] going to get water and bringing a glass back for them without asking.

[49.] lying chest to chest, feeling their heartbeat slow back down against yours.

[50.] the quiet "hey" that means something completely different now.

[51.] "come here" said softly — not urgently. just wanting them close again.

[52.] the reluctant moment of untangling.

#let's play a dirty game; nsfw memes

animentality

I'm not done being annoying, get the fuck back here.

#bardic introspection; headcanons

poohsources

🐝 * ― 𝑭𝑳𝑼𝑭𝑭𝒀 𝑫𝑶 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛ i do appreciate you helping me. ❜ ❛ i do feel at home when i'm with you. ❜ ❛ i do hope you know how loved you are. ❜ ❛ i do love being yours. ❜ ❛ i do love the way you say my name. ❜ ❛ i do love you a little more than i realized. ❜ ❛ i do plan on being there for you always. ❜ ❛ i do think about you more than i probably should. ❜ ❛ i do want to keep making memories with you. ❜ ❛ i do want to spend more time with you. ❜ ❛ do you care about me too? ❜ ❛ do you know how cute you are? ❜ ❛ do you mind if i borrow your sweater? ❜ ❛ do you mind if i sit with you? ❜ ❛ do you need a helping hand with that? ❜ ❛ do you need me to do something? ❜ ❛ do you need some help? ❜ ❛ do you want me to kiss it better? ❜ ❛ do you want me to stay until you fall asleep? ❜ ❛ do you want me to stay? ❜ ❛ do you want me to walk you home? ❜ ❛ do you want to dance with me? ❜ ❛ do you want to go out with me? ❜ ❛ do you want to hold my hand? ❜ ❛ do you want to kiss me? ❜ ❛ you do always know how to cheer me up. ❜ ❛ you do brighten up the whole room. ❜ ❛ you do deserve to be taken care of, too. ❜ ❛ you do give the best hugs. ❜ ❛ you do have a way of making ordinary things feel special. ❜ ❛ you do know how much i care about you, right? ❜ ❛ you do look cute when you're sleepy. ❜ ❛ you do look perfect in my arms. ❜ ❛ you do look very beautiful today. ❜ ❛ you do look very cozy like that. ❜ ❛ you do make everything feel easier. ❜ ❛ you do make me feel like i'm exactly where i'm supposed to be. ❜ ❛ you do make me feel safe. ❜ ❛ you do make me smile without even trying. ❜ ❛ you do make my heart feel very full. ❜

#let's play a game; memes

which-ocs

Which OC?

#bardic introspection; headcanons

avernusbeau

Figaro will be getting a Veilguard verse, btw. He's gonna be a slave of Zara's who either gets freed by the Shadow Dragons pre-game and then become Rook, or as a recruitable companion after Zara's death. Later I'll play around in the character creator and give him a design. He will be qunari/vashoth and probably a rogue.

avernusbeau

#queer as a three dollar bill; ooc

which-ocs

Which OC masculine but like... in a peacock way?

#bardic introspection; headcanons

terraswallows

I was confused you see.

#bardic introspection; headcanons

greelin

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

greelin

this was not a cry for help. it was an invitation for entertainment

#bardic introspection; headcanons

Figaro will be getting a Veilguard verse, btw. He's gonna be a slave of Zara's who either gets freed by the Shadow Dragons pre-game and then become Rook, or as a recruitable companion after Zara's death. Later I'll play around in the character creator and give him a design. He will be qunari/vashoth and probably a rogue.

#queer as a three dollar bill; ooc

recordmemes

༘⋆｡ stirring the pot starters

a mix of arguments, tension, manipulation, gossiping, fighting, & general emotional messiness!

you weren't supposed to hear that.

don't look at me like i'm the only one lying.

want to tell them, or should i?

you think i don't know what you did?

i've hit people for less.

oh, i thought you already knew.

that's funny, you didn't say that last night.

say that again. i dare you.

you wanna talk about loyalty?

no offense, but if you're the last to know, that's on you.

go ahead - pretend like it wasn't your idea!

they deserve to know the truth.

you didn't hear this from me, but -

oh, so now you care?

don't flatter yourself. you were just convenient.

you crossed a line.

we had bets on how long it would last.

it's not even a secret anymore.

you don't get to cry about it now.

touch me again and see what happens.

say it again. louder this time.

you really thought nobody would find out?

don't act so innocent.

okay, but am i the villain for laughing?

tell me who else knows. right now.

this whole time, and you didn't say a word?

don't act brave now.

you're really gonna do this here?

it wasn't supposed to get this far!

you can't rewrite history.

oh, i'd never say it to their faces.

it was supposed to stay between us.

we're all thinking it, i just said it.

you're not as untouchable as you act.

do you even feel guilty?

they warned me about you.

go ahead, make it worse.

if you repeat this, i'll deny everything.

the next thing out of your mouth better be an apology.

you're about three seconds away from regretting this.

you keep pushing, and i'll push you back.

they're going to find out.

one more lie, and i walk.

they're lying to you.

you need to back off. now.

you're defending them? after everything?

don't try to hide it.

tell me, was i just a placeholder?

you really think sorry fixes this?

there's nothing left to say.

don't act like you're the one hurting.

i don't owe you any explanation.

whatever helps you sleep at night.

you should've seen this coming.

i hope it was worth it.

i told the truth. just not all of it.

you'll miss me before i miss you.

smile. you're ruining the mood.

i'd watch that tone if i were you.

it's not my fault you believed me.

you have such a talent for pretending you're innocent.

we both know this is over.

i never said i was a good person.

i thought you were different.

#let's play a game; memes

@swashbucklcr continued from here

Figaro was stressed. Probably more stressed than he had ever felt in his life, which was also interesting because he also felt more relived than he had in his entire life. And free, as well, and perhaps that was the problem of it. Figaro was free.... and he had no idea what to do with it. He had never left Zariel's fortress, let alone Avernus, and now he was thrust here onto Faerun and everything was vastly different than he was used to.

The sun, the smells, the bugs, the sand, the mud. How in the Nine Hells could he not complain about it out loud?

Then Finn had snapped at him to shut up, and Figaro wasn't about to let that little outburst go. He'd merely pointed out that unlike himself, Finn looked like he fit right in with the rugged and scrappy wilderness.

Partially, it was a compliment, mostly it had been to get under the pirate's skin. And apparently, the latter part had worked better than Figaro expected.

And now he was wiping the mud from his face with a groan, looking down at his hands in irritation as Finn looked triumphant in his revenge for the slight of words. Brow furrowed, he looked up at the rogue with an irritated frown on his lips, and then flicked his fingers at the other man to flick whatever bits of wet mud he could right back in his face.

"Let's see how much you enjoy such a facial, hmmm?"

#swachbucklcr #oh he mad #I'm fucking crying

thunderousmemes

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 — 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

(soft light, tangled sheets, and the kind of silence that says everything)

𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐋𝐎𝐖

“You’re awake… I was wondering how long you’d let me watch you sleep.”

“Stay here a little longer. Just like this.”

“Your heartbeat feels calmer than it did last night.”

“You look different in the morning. Softer.”

“I could get used to waking up like this.”

“Don’t go yet… the bed gets cold without you.”

𝐖𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐊… 𝐎𝐑 𝐍𝐎𝐓

“…So, are we pretending that didn’t happen?”

“Be honest—do you regret it?”

“This wasn’t supposed to happen between us.”

“I don’t know what this means. Do you?”

“If you want space, say it. Don’t make me guess.”

“We crossed a line last night, didn’t we?”

𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐒, 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 & 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒

“You should’ve heard yourself last night.”

“Keep looking at me like that and we’ll never leave this room.”

“If you keep touching me, round two is happening whether you like it or not.”

“Want me to remind you how you begged?”

“We really broke the bedframe, didn’t we?”

“I’m not done with you. Not even close.”

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏

“Last night felt… different.”

“I didn’t expect to fall asleep in your arms.”

“Tell me you don’t regret it.”

“I don’t want this to be a one-time thing.”

“Why does this feel like more than it should?”

“If I kiss you again… it’s because I mean it.”

𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐘 & 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃

“We really shouldn’t have done that.”

“Someone’s going to notice we’re both missing.”

“This is going to make everything harder.”

“We’re in trouble if anyone finds out.”

“I don’t know how to act around you now.”

“Last night changed something—whether we admit it or not.”

𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 & 𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅-𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏

“You stole all the blankets again.”

“I made coffee… but don’t ask me how drinkable it is.”

“Shower with me? Save water?”

“You look cute when you’re confused and half-awake.”

“Breakfast or round two? Choose wisely.”

“Please tell me you remember last night… because I definitely do.”

#let's play a game; memes #let's play a dirty game; nsfw memes

catchameme

𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐲

A collection of potentially angsty phrases to be used as icebreakers, first meeting prompts, or even sentence starters! Feel free to change wording or pronouns as necessary to fit the narrative.

"Don't you dare speak to me that way."

"Whine a little more, why don't you?"

"You have no idea what you've done."

"If that's what you think."

"Whatever you say."

"Don't start."

"Do exactly as I say, or else."

"You wouldn't know the right thing from a door if it hit you in the face."

"I never want to see you again."

"You did this to me. To us. It was all you."

"You made me this way."

"It's all your fault."

"Go ahead. Blame me."

"You couldn't handle the truth."

"I will never be what you envisioned."

"I am just a weapon. Nothing more, nothing less."

"We are not friends."

"Leave. Leave like everyone else does."

"I don't ever want to see your rotten face again."

"I trusted you."

"This will end badly."

#let's play a game; memes

sagamemes

spots to kiss. since y’all like kissing prompts—and who wouldn’t, honestly–so have a collection of places to press your lips to. many of these work perfectly fine for platonic or familiar affection while some are a bit steamier, though what counts as what is of course naturally dependent on the muses and the context. send ‘ SPOTS TO KISS + [number] ’ to kiss my muse there, or with # for dealer’s choice. context and description allowed and encouraged. feel free to use the last option ( 57 ) to give the kiss on any fantasy or scifi body parts not listed here.

a kiss on the top of the head.

a kiss to hair.

a kiss on the forehead.

a kiss on the space between eyebrows.

a kiss on the temple.

a kiss on the cheek.

a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.

a kiss on the nose

a kiss on the ear.

a kiss on that space where jaw connects.

a kiss on the corner of the mouth.

a kiss on the cupid’s bow.

a kiss on the lips.

a kiss on the chin.

a kiss on the jawline.

a kiss on the back of the neck.

a kiss on the underside of the jaw.

a kiss on the throat.

a kiss on the side of the neck.

a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.

a kiss above the collarbone.

a kiss along the collarbone.

a kiss on the space between collarbones.

a kiss on the shoulder.

a kiss on the bicep.

a kiss on the forearm.

a kiss on the elbow.

a kiss on the outside of the wrist.

a kiss on the inside of the wrist.

a kiss on the back of the hand.

a kiss on the palm.

a kiss on a finger. ( which one? )

a kiss on the side of the ribs.

a kiss on the shoulder blade.

a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.

a kiss along the curve of the spine.

a kiss on the upper back.

a kiss on the lower back.

a kiss on the sternum.

a kiss on a pec / breast.

a kiss under the breast.

a kiss on where the sternum ends.

a kiss on the stomach.

a kiss on the navel.

a kiss on the hipbone.

a kiss on the ‘v’.

a kiss on the front of the thigh.

a kiss on the back of the thigh.

a kiss on the inner thigh.

a kiss on the knee.

a kiss on the calf.

a kiss on the ankle.

a kiss on the heel.

a kiss on the foot.

a kiss on a toe.

a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here. ( where? )

a kiss on a sfw body part not listed here. ( where? )

#let's play a game; memes

lumi-lex

Need to lay my head in his lap and tease his cock through his pants while he desperately tries to focus on his original task

#the bard's boudoir; nsfw headcanons

stimman4000

seeking a homoerotic rival. if you’re down to spend the rest of our lives throwing skillfull verbal jabs at me, sneering at me, trying to one-up my accomplishments and perhaps getting in a physical fight with me every few months please hmu. we will kiss eventually but it’ll take a few years

#bardic introspection; headcanons

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