Surrender to my universe

Hey-o Hello there fair stranger. The name is Avery and there isn't too much you need to know about me. I'm a sixteen year old teenager. I won't bore you with the details of how I'm different and not like other teens. I'll just say there is a good chance you've met a million girls like me and on that same token you've also never met a girl quite like me. Contradicting, right? Eh, I'm a teenager there is nothing that can be done about it. We're all a bunch of living contradictions. If you've read this far give yourself a cookie and introduce yourself because perhaps you're worth knowing. "A philosopher once said, Half of good philosophy is good grammar."

[averybeaumont]

@zoethehoe: @avieb we can get down on the dance floor no worries oh! maybe he'll show you his blowhole at the bachelorette party

@avieb:@zoethehoe Nah, doesn't the best man usually show that to the maid of honor. ;) As long as there is no swordfish blowhole action at the bachelorette party, you crazy kids can have fun. Do you speak whale like Dory by chance? That might help.

[averybeaumont]

@zoethehoe: @avieb well sober enough. Can I be maid of honor? #loveyou :)

@avieb: @zoethehoe Yes, you can be the maid of honor as long as you don't mind a whale being the best man. #yeahyeah

[maiaarchibald]

I’ll make sure to post them. No, it’s fine. I decided to ask him because we were really bored and in need to go away from this place. Besides, he hasn’t been out of the state yet, it’ll be great to show him New York. The more the merrier, I believe. I can always try, maybe it will help somehow. Worst case scenario, we hide you around the house. There’s plenty of rooms, it would be more than comfortable.

[averybeaumont]

If you're sure about it then that would be a lot  of fun. However, if you change your mind about me going then you can say so. As I said I don't want to impose. That would be really funny, but I can handle her. I think she'd be more upset with me if I involved other people. That's true, I never thought about that option. 

[averybeaumont]

@zoethehoe: @avieb I was sober the whole time #archibaldsgetyouwet

@avieb:@zoethehoe Sure you were. Oh, you're so funny. It was actually the ocean, excuse you. Don't insult our relationship, the ocean and I are getting serious.#shutup

[maiaarchibald]

Well I’m not sure yet about the date, because apparently I am going to Paris first after all, but when I go to New York, you can join me. Emmett won’t mind, I’m sure. Well I hope you do, if there’s something I hate is being forced to do something, I can imagine how you feel. Can I help in any way?

[averybeaumont]

Oh wow, that's awesome. I still expect pictures. You don't have to do that. I wouldn't want to crash your time with Emmett. Yeah, I'm the same way. I don't' like to be forced into doing anything either. That's why my mom and I have been fighting. Maybe you can slap some common sense into my mother. Just kidding, but thank you for offering.

[averybeaumont]

@zoethehoe: my puppy and I are having a great night, he's passed out but I'm not.

@AvieB: @zoethehoe Drink like you did at the bonfire and you'll knock out really fast again. :P

[maiaarchibald]

I’ll make sure to do that, yes. Just like I expect you too fill me in on every adventure you manage to be in around here. I need be to updated. Well, I’ll still do it, just not in class. I don’t like to stop for much longer. Do you have any plans, Avery?

[averybeaumont]

Good, I can't wait to see. I promise that I will.  I haven't been in too many adventures around you guys lately aside from the bungee jumping. We should hang out soon. Yeah, I can understand that I used to be the same way. Not really, no. I'm trying to get out of something my mom is trying to make me go to. I don't really know how it's going to play out yet.

[maiaarchibald]

It’s fine, don’t worry. I’m just being dramatic. I’m going to spend a few days in New York and I’m taking Emmett with me, so it’s going to be fun. I just feel like I need to enjoy the summer like the whole family, apparently.

[averybeaumont]

If you're sure. That sound like fun. I hope you post lots of picture on instagram so I can live through you vicariously.  You should! Your brother says that all you do is dance so I think you deserve a break.

[maiaarchibald]

One of my brothers is going away for two days, the other goes bungee jumpind and my sister is going to Paris. That’s it, I’m moving to another city for the summer.

[averybeaumont]

Aw, don't run away. If I dad known you wanted to come I would've invited you. I thought you were going to Paris with everyone. I'm sorry, Maia. 

[averybeaumont]

@AvieB: @directordamien was grumpy before we bungee jumped. #crybaby

[averybeaumont]

Last Person That

Slept in your bed besides you? Cooper Saw you cry? Aiden You went to the movies with? Cooper You went out to dinner with? Family You talked on the phone to? My nana Made you laugh? Damien

Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? Nose Stud

Be serious or be funny? Funny

Drink whole or skimmed milk? Skimmed Die in a fire or drowning? Drown Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents

Are You?

Simple or complicated? Simply Complicated and Complicatedly Simple Straight, gay or bisexual? Pansexual Tall or short? Short Right handed or left handed? Right A lover of music or a lover of books? Both

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? Both Grey or black? Both Colour photos or black-and-white photos? Color Sunrise or sunset? Sunset M&Ms or Skittles? Peanut M&M's Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late Sun or moon? Moon Winter or Autumn?  Autumn 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends  Rainy or sunny? Rainy Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla Bean Vodka or Jack? Vodka

About You

What time is it? 11:22 Name? Avery Nicknames? Ave, Avie, AB, Avery Breast, Avery Beth, Beaumont, etc When is your birthday? September 21st  What do you want?  Live a simple, stress-free life <--- What Reese said How many kids do you want?  Three What would you name a girl? Analeigh, Autumn, Charlotte, What would you name a boy? Hayden or Ian You want to get married? Yes What kind of music do you like? It depends on the day. I can dabble in a bit of everything though really.

Unique

Nervous habits? I bite my lip a lot and tend to run my hand through my hair when I’m nervous. Sometimes I even get the hiccups. Are you double-jointed? Yes Can you roll your tongue? Yes Can you raise one eyebrow?  Yes Can you cross your eyes? Yes, I think so

Random

Which shoe goes on first? Left Ever thrown something at someone? Yes On average, how much money do you carry with you? Probably 30 bucks What jewelry do you wear? Earrings, Necklace, Rings whatever I'm feeling like that day really. Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? Twirl Have you ever eaten Spam? Yes Favourite ice cream?  Cake Batter or Pistachio  How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? 2 Can you cook? Yes

Last

Alcoholic beverage? Beer at the bonfire Car ride? Back to my house from my mom's restaurant  Song played? Waiting by City and Colour  Person you saw? Cooper Time you cried? About a week ago or so Fight? Mom

[dcaulton]

Anyone else slightly disappointed not to be a mutant?

[averybeaumont]

Hmmm, I thought about it and I'm going to have to go with, yes. It seems much more fun than being human.

[averybeaumont]

text: nah, you still hate me, we both know I'm going to do something else to piss you off; I have no idea why you keep me around, let's be real. I don't know what her condition is, she's stable I guess; mom and dad aren't saying anything.

Text: It feels rude to say I hate you when family things are going on. I’ll resume my hatred the next time you piss me off though, yes. I don’t know I guess I care about you or something dumb like that. I hope she’s okay. Why don’t your parents tell you though? You and your siblings have a right to know. And don’t worry about our plans because if you need to be around for Rose I understand.

[averybeaumont]

text: Rose is in the hospital, but my parents what to keep it a secret. I don't know if I'll be forced to engage in "family bonding" so, I may have to cancel. For now, we're still on, I promise.

Text: Oh. Well then I take back the I hate you. I’m sorry. Is she doing okay? Are you okay? I’m not going to tell anyone.

[averybeaumont]

text: Promise you won't tell anyone and I'll tell you; I promise I have a good excuse.

Text: I hate you. Okay, now I promise. 

[averybeaumont]

text: So, uh, about not cancelling...

Text: This better be a joke….

[averybeaumont]

text: you, me, bungee jumping, Friday. Never let it be said that I don't put out. You in, Beaumont?

Text: Let the record show that I’m only speaking to you because you actually set a date. If you cancel on me, we will go back to not speaking. And I’m sure everyone is well aware that you put out plenty.