Avery

Bartender, Scarpper , Lady Lover, and Dog mom Extraordinaire [rp blog]

[quinny-boy-blue]

Ya boy is at the kissing booth, ready to find his lucky ladyyyy. Also it’s cold, someone bring me cocoa please.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

I’m sure this makeover will bring all the ladies

[aurelia-of-the-north]

Because your girl doesn’t eat meat, but I sure do like me some grilled watermelon! I got a whole melon if anyone wants to try <3 also if someone can tell me where my good buddy is roasting mallows at, that would be lovely!

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

if you’ve got some extra I would love some. 

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Penny is reminding everyone to wear a jacket and stay warm, we don’t need anyone getting frost bite. 

[emreschools]

Awww, Penny is super cute! Look at that precious face!

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Isn’t she the cutest! I don’t know how anyone passed her up at the shelter. 

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Penny is reminding everyone to wear a jacket and stay warm, we don’t need anyone getting frost bite. 

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

I mean it depends on my partner? And like what kind of relationship it is.  Like there is a lot of variables.  And Variables are stressful

[sheriff-val]

what’s your absolute favorite scent?

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Just say theo and be done with it

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

you on only listen to one song for the rest of your life, or only see one person for the rest of your life. which and why?

One song, people are their own kind of music, and just give you so much more, and I’m pretty sure theres studies that say not seeing people is bad for you. 

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

What Would You Like To Change About Yourself?

Yeah, I like to be open but im also not laying out my deep-felt insecurities  for everyone to look at.

[rosario-duh]

Do you have any pets?

I mean… I think @averywithoutthebirds is the closest I’ll get to that.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

I mean Remington and Weston already treat you like a second mom. Thats what you mean right? 

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

Girls are pretty. Like so pretty, all of them. But if I had to define, I like long hair and pretty eyes. Is interested in me a physical trait?

[rosario-duh]

It should be pretty easy for you to get laid if ‘girl’ is your type, then.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

You’d think, unfortunately I’m not a bunch of peoples type.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

Girls are pretty. Like so pretty, all of them. But if I had to define, I like long hair and pretty eyes. Is interested in me a physical trait?

[haywakefieldup]

Whats your relationship status?

Nope. My relationship status is nope. Single. Every date I’ve ever been on has been a disaster and I lose comprehension of the English language whenever I try to fix that.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

I mean when you think Sunny D is acceptable drink what do you expect?

[haywakefieldup]

I’ll go with that as an excuse instead of “total spazz.”

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Okay but like someone would like that, like you’re a kid you’ve got time

[haywakefieldup]

Text from Avery: do you have a crush on gracie?

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[text]: that obvious, huh?

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

[text] Serious? 

[text] how much sunny d do you keep for her?

[text] and that good stuff comment

[text] boy

[haywakefieldup]

Whats your relationship status?

Nope. My relationship status is nope. Single. Every date I’ve ever been on has been a disaster and I lose comprehension of the English language whenever I try to fix that.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

I mean when you think Sunny D is acceptable drink what do you expect?

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

What is your relationship status?

Single. Granted I don’t think anyone is looking to change that.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

That implies that I had the courage to approach a girl yet alone make out in inappropriate spots

[snarkysacha]

quote you live by

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and your ass is grass.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

ratonlaveursmask‌:

Originally posted by whenyouwalkaway97

Did…anyone ask you for your opinion? No? Passez une bonne journée maintenant.

I don’t speak french but it sounds like your being a dick. Whats the point of bickering for eternity. what the hell do you want out of this? besides to annoy the rest of us.