Avetarded

I tried.

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

[satelliteduster]

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[muzzle1-deactivated20181216]

[lindsaychrist]

omg

[bukkakebarbie]

the gasp is what sent

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

The gasps HKHJGJGJ

[pettycentral]

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[delphinidin4]

lol turn on the sound

[unfortunately-awake]

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[30-minute-memes]

corn flaek

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s because reality is terrifying and our world’s dying, and our developmental years were spent in a constant state of using increasingly nonsensical humor to cope

[codenamemaximus]

It’s called the rise of neo-dadaism and the same thing happened during WWII

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

well that’s not concerning At All

[furbearingbrick]

[veryfunnymemes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[kyleehenke]

[faqoloqy]

I have watched this video about 25 times over the past 2 days.

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[jewishdragon]

I went to the artist’s website and they are the same one who made this:

Digital Painting, Illustration, Concept Art for Hire

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s cause all dads speak in watermelon

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Me, slapping a bothered watermelon in the Safeway produce section: Hnnng yea she riddy

[porterr-robinson]

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

update from Houston pride 2019! we’re friends

[stripedsweater]

[asleepontheceiling]

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties bossy - all beef deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc) on a raft - on toast 4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese animal-style - cooked in mustard extra shingles - extra toast with a shimmy - jelly on the toast and a squeeze - orange juice on the side light axle grease - with butter make it cry - extra onions burn it - well done let it swim - extra sauce

[merkonan]

[thewifeofichimatsu]

You forgot the orange juice on the side

[rubegoldbergsexmachine]

[katsually-deactivated20190930]

the only valid addition to this post

[viostormcaller]

IM CRYING

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

Just gonna ignore that the picture as been edited to say Ass instead of pizza

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.