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🕯️Rest in peace Bonnie Tyler (1951-2026) 🕯️

#one of the few celebrity deaths i’m actually devastated by #the queen of power ballads #your heart will never be eclipsed #bonnie tyler

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

prokopetz

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella's body, and that's why the third priest's penis is described in this way: from the narrator's perspective it literally blots out the sky.

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me when im a flea

pinto-bobcat

it gets better after they kill you and you achieve sainthood

pettydavis

spanish films are weird as fuck in the way people THINK german films are, german films are lowkey simmering with passion the way people think french films are, french films are rather nihilistic in the way people think german films are. and italian films are all three and feature way more cock.

wine-dark-sky

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

#i had trust that they wouldn’t deviate from the novel to make that happen #and loved the way they showed their relationship #project hail mary

if you’re out of work, don’t worry! the airport needs twelve million billion people to work for their security. it’s not safe unless twelve million billion people check your passport!!!!

#if you can’t tell i’ve had travel issues recently #this is about frankfurt which now ranks in my books as worst airport ever #then jfk then lax #clt is my beloved she’s my home

getting detained by police in the frankfurt airport and missing my flight home right before classes resume!

#this is exactly how i wanted my spring break to go!#and this is after my plane almost crashed

devyat10

#re animator 1985

neenarchive

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

#herbert ❤️#very real also ofc stuilly #the first person who came to mind tho is denzel washington in gladiator two #EVIL but genuinely such a well made villian that i was frothing at the mouth

the tree outside my window watching me indulge a terrible diet, knowing one of its brethren will be turned to toilet paper for my endulgance

liquidate? no, i’m pretty sure liquiddrank

romanceyourdemons

interview with the vampire, the novel, treats homosexuality in a pretty bog standard way for 70s american media—a grotesquerie too unseemly to be addressed by name, whose practitioners are either helpless but still disgusting victims who rightfully want to die to kill the disease inside of them, or gauche, subhuman predators who reach grisly ends as a result of their perversion. it goes through the homophobic traits noted in chapter three of the celluloid closet like a checklist. and then not that long later the vampire lestat has a completely revised view of homosexuality, treating gayness and gay relationships with a kind of clumsy, eager voyeurism, titillation where before there was only artistry and disgust. something happened between 1976 and 1985 that resulted in anne rice’s fujoshi awakening

romanceyourdemons

was it star trek ii: the wrath of khan (1982)

thevictrola

It was likely the birth of her gay son Christopher in 1978.