Rube Goldberg Sex Machine

[roboco-san]

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

[blluish]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I read this as the beta male and alpha male talking to each other 💀

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Anyway I hope their date goes well

[mockwa]

Russian roads, only 30 sec

[vonisv]

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

[thathomestar]

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I hate that our bodies when faced with less than a full nights rest will manifest 800 flu symptoms to make us go back to bed

[sailorbrazil]

Cheating on my mutuals by checking the "For you" tab

[sailorbrazil]

Babe wake up! New hunter-gatherer style blogging just dropped

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[cptnzachsparrow]

[thickness-protection-program]

Give this a normal caption challenge

[were--ralph]

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

[zackisontumblr]

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[zackisontumblr]

what disease do beekeepers get

[zackisontumblr]

hives

[kyloren4realjustice]

hives is a skin reaction due to excess antihistimines not a disease

[zackisontumblr]

hives

[walkingwithasmall-gh0st]

antihistamines are drugs that are used to treat allergic reactions like hives, hives are a result of histamines. 

[zackisontumblr]

hives

[amarga-2]

[dozydawn]

Dolly Parton attends the premiere of Steel Magnolias, 1989. Photographed by Ron Galella.

[arataka-reigen]

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

[sasuke-thoughts]

“accidentally” shut up itachi

[kafaminguzelligi]

[zackisontumblr]

besties <3

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

hey dude, can you help me make some stairs?

top stair

top middle stair

bottom middle stair

bottom stair

Voting ended onJan 30, 2023

Thanks, I gotta get up to the post above

[omnipresentseer]

woah

[ray-rabies]

for cost saving measures we are merging penis friday and flat fuck friday. thank you.

[peeboysupreme]

FLAT DICK FRIDAY!!!!!! WAHOO!!!!!!

[judgejudyofficial]

[alleycatboy]

*hits on you by leaving dead things on your doorstep :3*