webbed site

side blog for @needleinyoureye as to not ruin my aesthetic. I used to run drilzytown, which is why all the related blogs are lazytown blogs, but now I do other things, like play neopets and be on the internet.

[galaxywarp]

obsessed w this fucking tweet

[smokingrozanov]

T shirt that says “I ❤️ getting laid” & then on the back it says “to REST” with a photo of a coffin + the name & phone number for a local cemetery. Please follow for more advertising ideas

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[theehorsepusssy]

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[00000066]

[duncebento]

love this site

[anik]

i love this guy

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[probuccalfat]

who want me? lol we’re running out of time

[ominous-signs]

This one was taken by my coworker on the way to get lunch

Other coworker: "When I drove by it just said M."

[bruzum]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[christianstepmoms]

[probuccalfat]

like honestly i’d have my autistic eboyfriend shoot my mom too if she named me gypsy. it wouldn’t even be about the munchausen’s for me because i’d be like oh this bitch set me up for failure from day one