John Green Quotes Avocadoed

I really don't know how I came up with this. I mean Pizza John, but why avocados? I think I'm just as confused as you are.

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"You can’t just make me an avocado and then leave." - John Green, on turning into an avocado by a witch and then having the witch leave, probably       |       avocadojohn 

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"You can't change my avocado and make my whole diet centered around you, and then leave." - John Green (maybe)     |    avocadojohn

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"When you stopped wishing chips wouldn’t fall apart, you stopped suffering when they did." - John Green (on having his chip break when eating guacamole)

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"I couldn’t unlove avocados. And I didn’t want to." - John Green (on avocados, maybe)

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"Sometimes people don't understand the avocados they're making when they make them." - John Green (On eating gross guacamole, probably)

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"Avocados all matter. Maybe some less than a lot, but always more than none." - John Green, on avocados (probably)

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"At some point, you gotta stop looking up at the tree, or one of these days you'll look back down and see that you are an avocado too." - John Green, on avocados (probably)

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"I know so many last fruits. But I will never know hers." - John Green, on not knowing the last fruit someone ate (probably)

[avocadojohn]

"When you stopped wishing chips wouldn't fall apart, you stopped suffering when they did." - John Green (on having his chip break when eating guacamole)

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"Nothing ever tastes like you imagine it will." - John Green (On tasting bad guacamole, probably)

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"You get all these avocados just when you don't need avocados anymore." - John Green (on having too many avocados)

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"I made guacamole the way you fall asleep - slowly, and then all at once."- John Green (probably)

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"She loved avocados so much that she became one." - John Green (maybe.)

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"I figured something out. The avocado is unpredictable.” - John Green (perhaps)

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"As long as it doesn't die, it is going to be one hell of an avocado." - John Green (probably)

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"What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to eat something remarkable?" - John Green (possibly)

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"I'm in love with avocados I've never eaten and guacamole I haven't made." - John Green, probably