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if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest. rip to straight men but im different

coffeefocusrat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

cerolinda

I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?

cerolinda

Sorry everyone, God didn't drop anything worthwhile, only soup.

cerolinda

It means he only DROPPED SOUP

kiryma

Well get out of the INCREASED SOUP DROP RATE universe

cerolinda

ALRIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME, I'LL GO KILL ANOTHER GOD

cerolinda

The other God ALSO dropped soup?????????????????????

spinyax

what do you mean the other god also dropped soup???????

cerolinda

It means I killed him and he only dropped soup!

vinitile-deactivated20210311

GO INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE

cerolinda

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO FARM FOR RARE ITEMS, THE GODS KEEP DROPPING SOUP!

cerolinda

I'M FIGHTING THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP GODS!

cerolinda

FUCK YOU!!!!

kitten1060

Danny phantom

probablyasocialecologist

redpandarascal

same as it ever was

lesbianrey

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

solarmane

new fanfic writer who has marked their work completed ao3 only to leave a note at the end saying: thanks for all the support guys if you want to read the rest of the fic subscribe to my patreon :)

me, an elder fandom veteran, suddenly having anne rice flashbacks:

no.

NO.

starting to rock back and fourth.

you do not understand.

you were born into an age of peace. i was there Gandalf. i was there three thousand years ago. i remember the cease and desists. i remember authors hunting fanfic writers for sport. i remember when every fic opened with a disclaimer because we genuinely thought it might protect us.

we do not charge money for the copyrighted gay wizard stories.

do not tempt fate youngling.

step away from the paywall.

that is how you summon the ancient evils.

that is how you wake the lawyers.

(Edit please stop telling me to report it. I am very aware it’s against Ao3 TOS and illegal… that was the point)

wiionme

segamascott

to make it more lynchian can't you read

tiredbtw

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

toskarinfr

princessslea

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate

egberts

70sscifiart

Album art by Diane and Leo Dillon, used in 1976 for Leonard Nimoy’s narration of Ray Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles

70sscifiart

Specifically, the recording included There Will Come Soft Rains, which this illustration is obviously for. And that story is set today, on August 4, 2026!