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RATS!!!
Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.
A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????
hc that Clark doesn’t get the human instinct/reaction of a gut feeling or the hairs standing up on the back of your neck since he’s Kryptonian, so sometimes Bruce just freezes up and says “something’s wrong” and Clark resigns himself to it like ah yes, that weird human thing again and is baffled when 99% of the time Bruce’s gut is absolutely right
Dpx Dc AU: Ectoplasm is required for Ghosts to be visible to the human eye- And Danny creates his own ectoplasm.
Danny is visiting Jazz in Gotham and its weird how friendly everyone is. Like, the city gets a really bad rapport, everywhere he goes there is someone trying to strike up a conversation or answer his questions about getting around to the tourist spots. A few people even pointed out restaurants and ways to find off the beaten path gems! Jazz seems to role her eyes at him, but when he brings up her 'roommate' being kind of cute she flat out laughs.
Danny then comes to understand the Jazz doesn't have a roommate and that Ghosts in Gotham don't move far from their haunts- He's just been inadvertently turning these undead folks visible by accident of generating abnormal amounts of ectoplasm.
Which, is comforting in a way, he's never walking this dangerous city alone and really, most of the ghosts have been really friendly! They disappear once he's a few blocks away from them anyway.
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Tim Drake is having a horrible day.
He'd been given intel that one of Black Mask's guys was going to snitch but that he'd died before given the opportunity to reach out to the GCPD. He tracks down the guy's last know whereabouts and yikes. Its next to the Theater. Tim was often grateful for his childhood obsessions, this time it backfired.
Tim and Bruce get into an argument about trust and respect and, worst of all, mental health. And even though Tim was vehemently against Batman accompanying Red Robin to the alleyway - that's exactly what happens.
They arrive and Bruce is closing up faster than a clam in the contaminated Gotham Bay- Clearly being in the Alley bothers him. No fucking shit. RR gets started on collecting evidence, there are a few extra blood splatters and a single left shoe... When a kid walks into the Alley.
"Uh, sorry to intrude-" The kid looks scared shitless, and runs away. And then, all of a sudden, Batman and Robin aren't alone in the Alley.
Tim can hardly believe his eyes as the dead man appears and quickly blabs Black Mask's bank passwords and what the plan had been- and While he's over joyed to have that closure, he turns around to Batman weeping in the arms of his parents.
The ghosts fade, and the emotions are certainly charged as this was never something Bruce or Tim would have ever dreamed of happening. Ghosts in Gotham. Talking, floating, granting closure.
"RR, Bats, come in." Oracle calls into their ears.
"Reporting in, but, uh, we need a minute."
"A minute? We have a case on 4th and-"
"O, we just saw the ghosts of the Waynes. It's going to be a minute."
"...Lots of Ghost reports lately then. Any chance you saw a kid looking like he could be adopted?"
"Yeah, actually, black hair and blue eyes. He was super polite before he ran away."
"We have work to do. Oracle, lets prioritize finding our person of interest and divert Nightwing and Robin to the case on 4th." Batman cut between them on the comms and he sounded... calmer than either of them anticipated.
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Jazz is no longer laughing when Batman appears at her door explaining that he's looking for Danny (Who already flew away from town to get a good night's sleep before class on Monday). Turns out Danny reunited the man with his dead parents just briefly- and then the second guy appears and mentions how Danny had also given a guy who'd been murdered by a Mob enough time to explain the ongoing threats the city faced.
Jazz just rolls her eyes and says that it's not like the ghosts are going anywhere anytime soon and Danny will visit in another month. When pressed, she just explains that her brother is a weirdo. No of course he doesn't have powers. Gaslight and Girlbosses her way out.
And Jazz thinks that the game is up for at least another month, obviously when Danny visits more shit will stir up, but then this new guy appears.
Unlike the other Bats who are keen on watching her from a distance, the Red Hood knocks on her door. Are her eyebrows all the way into her hairline when Red Hood asks her to send his thanks along to Danny because somehow this whole situation led to his Dad expressing remorse for his actions and apologizing? Yes, yes they are.
But Jazz can smell Dissertation Data off of these vigilantes- Who is she to send them away? Jazz welcomes Red Hood into her place for a cup of tea and a small chat.
The story then devolves into Jazz getting shit done, Danny being cute by proximity and also bringing ghosts to the party, and the Bats having trauma resolve between them.
DP x DC: If You Take A Ghost Dog to The Dog Park
Cujo was what Sam called a 'Hound of Hell' and she meant it literally. After Danny became the King of Ghosts at the mature age of 15 and 2 days old, Cujo - his "dog" - became a listed Ghost Zone Hound which had multiple other names which included 'Hell Hound'. With Cujo's new found ability he was able to find Danny wherever he went and get him out of any potentially dangerous situation he found himself, as well as carry out orders given to him by Frostbite, Clockwork, Sam, Tucker, Jazz, Elle, Valerie and of course - Danny.
But Cujo was still a dog.
A very excited dog who dragged him all the way to a corner of the Ghost Zone and through a natural portal into an city Danny hadn't visited in person before. Gotham City. Specifically Cujo took him to the Gotham City dog park where he proceeded to try to play with the other dogs in the park.
Most of the dogs seemed hesitant at first until a great dane puppy jogged over and the two started to play together. It was nice to watch considering how little Hell Hounds there were in the Ghost Zone, but on the other hand Danny was in his human form and having a glowing green dog was quickly gaining attention, specifically from the owner of the great dane, a 9-year-old kid with black hair and green eyes.
"What kind of dog is that?" The kid asked.
"Honestly? No idea, he's a rescue." Danny said, shoving his hands in his pockets. "His names Cujo. What's your dogs name?"
"Titus."
"Like the Roman Emperor?" Danny questioned, seeing the surprise on the boys face.
"Exactly. Cujo is the name of a horror movie dog, correct?"
Danny nodded, "Yeah."
"Why is he green?"
Danny shrugged, "Dunno, he came that way." Danny said, then facepalmed when Cujo suddenly took on his huge form and began running through the park with Titus right on his heels.
It wasn't just Titus anymore either.
Suddenly more and more dogs were chasing Cujo through the dogpark as Cujo howled, barked, then turned and bowed occasionally at the other dogs before he finally turned and made a mad dash at Danny.
The kid took a step back as Danny just sighed, bracing himself as Cujo got closer and closer. Then, when he was close enough Danny held out his hand.
"Cujo, stop!"
Cujo slid to a stop, ending up less than three feet from Danny, his tail swishing excitedly.
"Cujo, sit."
Cujo sat down, his tail now thumping on the ground.
"Good. Now, Cujo, shrink."
Cujo popped into his small figure and jumped into Danny's arms as he pet him then looked at the kid and other very concerned and confused people.
"Uh... bye." He said, walking away leaving everybody concerned and confused.
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Damian sat at the Bat-Computer curled up slightly as he tried to find information on what he'd seen when Drake walked in. Drake approached, looking at the computer with a tilt of his head.
"Is that a giant green dog?"
"Indeed. It was able to shift size, was glowing, and is seemingly well trained."
"So.. what you're doing research so you can get one of your own?"
"Don't be ridiculous. I'm trying to find the boy was who had it."
"Why?"
"Because the boy whom was with the dog had rings of glowing green around his eyes. Lazarus green specifically. I suspect a Lazarus pit has opened up within the Gotham Limits and that this boy and his dog are playing in it. If a Lazarus Pit has opened within Gotham we must get the boy into custody and get both he and his dog some help, then we must seal the pit."
"What if you can't find them?"
"Then they'll find us. That green dog and Titus enjoyed playing together and dogs thrive on patterns. The dog - Cujo - had fun at the park so it's only a matter of time before they return to it."
"Huh... if you take a dog to the dog park, he'll want to play again."
Damian looked at Drake with a raised brow.
"I was referencing a childrens book about a mouse and a cookie."
"Leave such things for Todd." Damian said simply, looking at the computer again.
Damian: I want that dog, but also refuse to separate a good owner from his pet.
Damian: ...we will have to adopt the owner as well.
Danny was assigned to mentor the Young Justice alongside Red Tornado and Black Canary. That right there was their first mistake because he's going to make sure he turns every one of them into a bonafide gremlin.
Sounds of explosion n destructiob happening while the light of the fire frames danny just right to make him look holy,mischievious and intimidating all at the same time
Danny: and that's how you effectively raid somefuckers you hate
Kon: *face full of awe and hero worhip*
Wow
Danny : now this is how you lie you way out
And this is BEFORE Kon meets Ellie. I can imagine his hero worship skyrocketing once he finds out how he treated his own clones!
The best part is! This means the young Justice will go to him for backup. They know 100% he isn't going to be an arsenal about it. He will help them out of the hole they fell in. And then help them cover it up. They aren't going to get a lecture, or a disappointed stare unless they do something incredibly obviously moronic. And even then he will still help them lie their way out of it. He is their favoured mentor by miles. Much to the frustration of the other heroes.
Superman: Phantom needs to learn responsibility. Let's make him a mentor for Young Justice, he'll need to set a good example.
Batman, who has raised multiple chaotic teenagers and *knows* That's Not How It Works: ... Sounds good to me. In an unrelated note, I need to ask Agent A to make extra popcorn.
Batman is frankly suspicious about the lack of explosions and chaos. Phantom had been mentoring the Young Justice team for months. And nothing has gone wrong yet. Or well, nothing they caught them doing. Hmm... Then again. Just because he hasn't caught them yet doesn't mean he won't. And Phantom is a good hero. A good person. Chaotic and annoying at times yes. But good. And protective. So whatever they are getting up to they are as safe as they can be at least..... He can wait till something happens. If he looks into it and finds something he has to act on it. Best not.
I imagine that the Kents had entrusted Clark with a cow or a pig to take care of to make him responsible, so entrusting a teenage/young adult ghost of super powerful/intelligent teenagers seemed to him a good idea of transposition with little risk, especially since YJ also had another mentor as well.
When it comes time to explain, he will realize that comparing teenagers to farm animals is not very rewarding or nice… and Ma and Pa will never have to know
Danny has been having a blast! And it's great that they trust him. Makes him feel all warm and fuzzy! Plus they have all learned how to gremlin safely which is cool! But then he did learn from the best: Clockwork!
Connor is gonna bring Danny home to the Kent Farm.
Connor: I know you adopted me as your grandkid... But your son hasn't been very fatherly to me and Danny stepped up. So I wanted to introduce you to my Dad.
Kents are quietly seething with rage against their son that they'll lecture him later, for now Martha speaks up: Well hi Danny. Guess that makes you our newest kid. If you'll have us? Either way I'm making apple pie do you want some? I already know Connor does.
They also took Ellie with them. Because she is now his sister. Danny is in his early 20's. So they might have gone with siblings instead of parent. But either way, family! And Danny? Only has one sibling example. Which is Jazz. Who was more his Mom then anything. So, if they assign him any parental role it's going to be Mom, not Dad. Which Danny? Would just go with. Ghosts don't really have the same relationship with gender as humans. Danny doesn't mind being Mom. Ma and Pa like that he is being such a good guardian for their grand baby.
So let's say that the JL think Danny is full dead. Whenever someone genders him I'm picturing Danny makes a quip like "My gender is death" or "There's no gender in my pants only rot"
Danny:
:DDD
(and to the other's knowledge, he doesnt have mortal flesh)
Danny: My gender died with me!
Ellie: Danny is Mom cause he acts like a Mom!
Connor: Danny tucked me in last night and kisses me on the forehead! And made us eat our vegetables!
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod does he have like a Mama Bear Mode? like if their out on a mission or something and kon or ellie gets hit there's like 2 ways it can play out:
1) kon or ellie: "ow that wasnt very nice" :( and danny is just like "you ok sweetie? we can get icecream on the way back"
2) if kon or ellie get hit and they loudly/panicky call out for their mom? danny:"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY KID" *vaporizes them*
Batman looked at the photos of the last mission and sighed..
Batman: Phantom. Was this necessary?
Phantom: They hurt my kids!
Batman: You burned down the building.
Phantom: There was no one in it. And we got the evidence first.
Batman: Phantom.
Phantom*mockingly*: Batman~
Batman:..... Thank you for not killing people. But next time don't burn down buildings.
Next time? Danny freezes the building. It will never be the same again. Batman just sighs.
batman can't win :)
DP X DC Prompt #49
When Batman dies he comes back as a ghost nearly immediately. He soon finds a stable portal to cross through, intending to find Gotham as soon as possible.
What he finds is a teen hero in desperate need of help. He can help.
Ah, Danny now has a hero mentor. This would be better if his main antagonists weren't ghost hunters. Danny is trying to keep Batman in the Realms... It isn't going too well.
It's the escape artist training, Dad Shaping, and unethical use of Logic(tm). Which is a crime against him, Danny, specifically. This dad shaped man is bullying him! With earnest concern and offers to help and support him!
Is clearly terrified for his family and city but REFUSES to "abandon" Danny! D:> Stop being everything Danny's been praying for! This feels like a TRAAAAAP! He's gonna get attached then something BAD WILL HAPPEN!
*awkward BatHug deployed* its going to be Okay, Danny.
Nooooooooo T^T *is imprinting so hard you can see it from space*
Consider, the JL show up (finally) to see what the calls a few years ago were about.
And (Bat of choice) sees Batman But Not mother henning the local hero to take a break, he can take patrol for a few hours. Eat something. Play a game. He's got this.
DP X DC Prompt #49
When Batman dies he comes back as a ghost nearly immediately. He soon finds a stable portal to cross through, intending to find Gotham as soon as possible.
What he finds is a teen hero in desperate need of help. He can help.
Ah, Danny now has a hero mentor. This would be better if his main antagonists weren't ghost hunters. Danny is trying to keep Batman in the Realms... It isn't going too well.
It's the escape artist training, Dad Shaping, and unethical use of Logic(tm). Which is a crime against him, Danny, specifically. This dad shaped man is bullying him! With earnest concern and offers to help and support him!
Is clearly terrified for his family and city but REFUSES to "abandon" Danny! D:> Stop being everything Danny's been praying for! This feels like a TRAAAAAP! He's gonna get attached then something BAD WILL HAPPEN!
*awkward BatHug deployed* its going to be Okay, Danny.
Nooooooooo T^T *is imprinting so hard you can see it from space*
Bruce probably starts guarding the inside of the portal. Sets up traps using Fenton tech. Makes sure no ghosts cause trouble during school. Well, for the ones he can stop any way. Danny hasn't had this much rest since he died! Batman is so nice. 10/10. Teaches him stuff, without being creepy!
Consider, the Ghost Baby Off-limits headcanon is at play, so even though this is a veteran Batman, he's seen as a baby. And when he explains why he's guarding the portal? It's seen as a baby being taken care of by a even babier baby.
Imagine Danny's rogues having their meltdown about being beaten by a baby. In front of Bruce. Who is like... How did you not understand that he was freshly dead? Power levels are not always indicative of age people!!
"HE WAS IN THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS, I THOUGHT HE WAS OLDER THAN US"
"HE WAS WHAT" -a ghost, probably
Bruce drops his head thinking for a moment. Ok, understandable. But! Natural portals can do that! You have a time ghost! You could have asked! Phantom isn't even two years dead! Now go say sorry! Says the two month dead ghost. At least he died an adult, and therefore will be respected. More so than still a teen, baby ghost.
Jason gets a call one day from a random number and theres a kid on the other end saying Jasons Dad told him to call.
Obviously Bruce has been dead for a bit so Jason is sus until the kid says one of the batcodes
The whole family is wondering if Bruce is actually dead or if this is more of a lost in time thing again (hes very dead but he does not care. Hes Batman.)
Given that the code is about a new family member needing training? Jason might just laugh himself sick. Look, B is dead, and somehow still adopted. What the fuck B!? He is absolutely tying off loose ends and getting himself to Amity Park. He can't wait to see what the fuck is happening. If he is taking a camera along? Well that's between him and Babs.
Batman of corse returns to Gotham and crime fighting. No one knows batman was/is dead.
Cue the justice league having to summon or fight someone from the GZ/Infinte realms. They take one look at Batman and just start parenting/baby talking/treating him like a child.
And Batman doesn’t do anything about it! His core is humming happily because he is a baby ghost despite being a adult human.
The justice league is going nuts.
Funny if it's a child, funnier if it's an adult. But consider, they summon an eldtriitch being who won't stop cooing about babies
Batman has to have not known this was the magic users plans. Or he would have just called Danny. Which, let's be real? As soon as he knew this was the plan? Danny got a text off his ghost bestie/hero mentor. Promptly dives through the phone and pops up just behind him.
Danny: Why is Lady Pandora here?
Batman: Realms issue came up. As Earth's resident Realms wrangler? I thought it time to introduce you to JLD. As they didn't even explain that it was a Realms issue until they summoned Lady Pandora.
Zatanna: How do you even know about the Infinite Realms?!
Danny: Cause he's Batman. Duh.
Batman: This is Phantom. The hero of Amity Park. He babysits a permanent portal between the Realms and Earth.
Danny: Urgh. Babysits is right. So! Who are we fighting this time!
Zatanna: Batman? Are you sure? The being running around isn't an everyday spirit! The Ancient of Dreams isn't something for a teen to fight!
Danny: Wait! Nocturn got out again!?! Urgh! What's he doing this time?!
Batman: Phantom has previously fought Nocturn, Undergrowth, Fright Knight, Pariah Dark and Plasmius.
Danny: I've fought more than that! But they were the most powerful yeah.
Constantine in the corner, paling with every name added to the list and hugging his flask like its a lifeline
I’m still imagining an eldritch being cooing over The Batman.
Eldritch being: *gasp* A BABY!! Coochie coo! Coochie Coochie coo! Hello little one!! 😍
The Batman, slightly tilting his head back so the eldritch being can gently tickle his chin with their huge fuckin claws: *deadpan* Hello. It is very nice to meet you. I know that I am a very cute baby, but my associates have summoned you for assistance. Please focus.
Eldritch being: You. Are. ADORABLE!! 🥰
As soon as Danny arrives they gasp again. Another Baby! You have friends! Aww! Ouch! Bitey baby! Aww. Lookit his lil fangies!
Meanwhile Batman just taps Danny. We have an actual issue! Danny stops biting and listens. Oh sure! He can do that easy!
Love that the League summoned an (probably known to be extremely powerful) eldritch entity for help, only for said entity to do absolutely nothing helpful and this "random" Midwestern teen to show up and upstage them all.
The Ancient would absolutely help once the babies went to battle. Just in case. They would do that thing. You enter the fight as well, just in case. Watch every move. So you can jump in if needed, but let the kids figure it out. If not needed? You can then coo and praise them. If needed to help? You coo and reassure.
Ancient: It’s like watching their first steps once they stop holding your hand. You stay close enough to catch, but really you are just there to be a cheer section.
📷📸📷📸📷📸
You’re doing amazing sweeties!!
😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹
You know after Diana and Clark at the very least are going to demand answers. Bruce just sighs. And clicks a button on his wrist. The magic users/sensitive in the league all turn to him in shock. What the fuck! Batman! Since when!
Bruce: I died six months ago. As is protocol it wasn't announced. Since many of us return, one way of another. This time I came back as a ghost. Phantom is the protector of Amity Park's permanent portal. I stayed for a while to mentor him. But had him contact my children. They turned up to help. And likely to ensure I was still myself.
Marvel: Uh, question Mr Batman. How did you damper your aura like that?!?
Bruce: Phantom created the device. It users electromagnetic fields manipulation to scramble and hide Ecto signatures.
Zatanna: Wait! The kid?!?! How?!
Bruce: He is incredibly intelligent. And the son of mad scientists. He used their work on reading Ecto signatures to work it out.
Clark: Why did you hide it from us?
Bruce: Why would I mention it? I am still here. Changed yes. But not gone. It would have caused unnecessary distress.
Fsssssffffffx ‘unnecessary distress’. That is so in-character.
On the other hand, you know who would have been in real distress? His kids, for those two months or so between his death and Danny’s phone call.
Bruce died as Batman, from an injury in the field. He was still alive when he was brought back to the Cave and died in the presence of his family. Though he didn’t regain consciousness and they didn’t get to say goodbye, there was no chance for the body to be swapped; there is no doubt that Bruce is dead.
They all get very drunk for a night or two. Even Jarro, who, as a telepath, is basically getting drunk by proxy.
They had a drawn-out knock-down fight over what to do about Bruce. Tim and Damian were in favour of attempting a resurrection (Pit or Apokalips). Dick and Jason and Cass were very much not. They’ve reached a compromise; they are not actively working on it but the body is in frozen storage with a lot of alarms on it.
Jason, who’s doing a lot better these days, took the cowl. Cass will take over eventually, but for the moment Jason is the best at maintaining the illusion of continuity. They have a cover story ready to go for Bruce Wayne’s death.
And then Jason receives the phone call, to his Oracle-secured batphone from an unknown number.
That usually means one of the other Bats on a burner, which usually means trouble, so he answers.
“Um, hi?” Not a voice he recognises, at all. “Is this Jason?”
Young. Male. Midwestern. Asking for Jason on the Batphone. Could be real trouble. “No, this is Mark,” he says. “You’ve got the wrong number.”
“He said you’d say that. Um, Jason? I have a message from your dad.”
Jason gets angry and breaks code. “My dad is dead.”
“I know,” says the voice. “He says, recognition code bee zero one, whisky delta india hotel mike… no, sorry, hotel sierra mike kilo, circumference, um… flange, uh… requirement? Requirement.”
Jason can’t say a word. Can’t breathe. It’s B’s code all right, no coercion, not compromised, and he felt the need to specify no time travel. But what he really can’t get over is the way it sounds like the kid is listening to someone prompting and correcting him, someone who’s standing there with him.
“And he says, contingency four two seven gee and… three one five? Yeah, three one five bee.”
Jason doesn’t know these from the top of his head. He rouses enough to drop Tim a quick text. Tim knows all the contingencies, the little freak.
Jason: contingencies 427g and 315b
Tim: !!!!!!!!!
Jason: what are they?
Tim: holy shit
Tim: moving to group chat
Jason swipes over to the batchat group.
Tim: jason just texted
Tim: b’s come back as a ghost
Tim: and he’s adopted again
“Jason?” says his phone. “Jason? …are you still there?”
Reunion 🥺👉👈
(This is probably not what you're expecting, but the idea hit me and now I'm rolling with it)
Randy was currently napping on Adrien's couch. That, in itself, was nothing special. He napped on his couch all the time.
The same way he napped on Howard's couch, and Danny's beanbags, and Jake's futon. He napped in all of his friend's houses whenever he could.
Naps with your friends were nice.
But this was the first time in a month anybody had been able to get over to Adrien's. Even their video chats with him had been sparse, Adrien only checking in once a week to prove he was still alive, and looking more and more frazzled each time.
And while the rest of them understood, it kinda sucked hanging on the sidelines.
But things had started calming down on Adrien's end, meaning he was looking less like he was about to cry at any given moment, so Randy had taken the initiative to pop over and hang out for a while.
Aka, he was napping until Adrien got back from whatever it was that models actually do after school.
He was woken from his nap by the sound of the door quietly shutting. There was silence for a moment, before some quiet steps accompanied by the soft jangle of some bracelets started walking towards the other side of the room.
Randy frowned as he rubbed the sleep from his eyes. Adrien wasn't one to be quiet in his room, usually throwing himself onto the nearest flat surface with a dramatic groan and whining to his kwami. He talked to himself and Plagg to fill the silence all the time. It was one of the reasons Randy, Jake, and Danny found every excuse to come over.
He heard the person sneak across the carpet, over to where Adrien's desk was. Randy was still laying down on the couch, hidden from view, but he sat up when he heard papers rustling and some drawers being opened. Was Adrien being robbed right now? Was that what was happening?
He watched the girl for a moment, only her back visible from where she was digging through one of the desk drawers.
If his friend was being robbed by a weird fangirl, he should probably intervene right?
“Um?”
The girl jumped about a foot in the air, whirling to see Randy staring at her from behind the couch. Talk about getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar.
She blinked at him for a minute before loudly exclaiming, “Oh! I didn't know Adrien had….a friend over!”
Man, talk about sus. Could she sound any more sketchy?
“He invited me for a sleepover.” Randy lied. Not that he'd be opposed to a sleepover. He was a ninja, he could sneak out before any staff caught him.
It was just….something about her sent all his alarm bells ringing. He wasn't always the best judge of character, but this girl?
She giggled, twirling her hair like she wasn't just caught rifling through a desk. “And does Gabriel know you're here?” She said, putting a weird emphasis on his name.
“Uh, yeah?” Randy said in his best ‘duh’ voice. “I came through the front door.”
Also a lie. While Randy was one of the few friends that could actually get permission to be over (thank you rich parents), he tended to just sneak in and out anyways. It was just so much easier.
Randy climbed up to perch on the back of the couch. Her face twitched as she gave him a once over, staring at his shirt and gripping her phone so tightly that Randy was pretty sure the case started to crack.
She was reminding him of MacAntfee. And any comparison to that fake, lying, power-hungry poser was not a good sign.
They were interrupted by Adrien coming into the room, and collapsing against the door, groaning loudly as his bags slid off his shoulders.
“Rough day Kitten?” Randy asked.
Adrien startled at his voice, before grinning brightly and rushing over to hug his friend. “Randy!”
Randy laughed, “Missed you too!”
And of course their reunion was immediately ruined by the creepy maybe-thief fangirl.
“Adrien!”
He tensed in Randy's arms, before visibly putting on his Model Face and turning to the intruder. Randy grabbed his wrist in silent support.
“Lila. What are you doing here?”
She giggled again, sashaying closer to them. “Ohhh, my tinnitus was acting up so Ms. Bustier sent me home early! I needed the notes from our last class and since we're so close I thought I could borrow them from you!”
Adrien grimaced, “I missed the last few classes of the day because of a shoot. Nino is sending me the notes. You would've had better luck asking Max or Alya.”
She smirked, “I'll be sure to do that. But aren't you gonna introduce me to your friend? I wasn't aware you were allowed company over?”
Oh Randy had a terrible idea.
Randy threw on a bright grin, “I'm Randy! Adrien's boyfriend.”
Dead silence. Although Randy was pretty sure he could hear Plagg quietly snickering from Adrien's pockets.
Lila had a gobsmacked look on her face, and while Adrien was very clearly confused, he just nodded and smiled. “Yeah. My boyfriend. Randy. From America.”
He walked over to a sputtering Lila and started herding her towards the door. “Anyways we were gonna hang out so nice to see you, please stay out of my room, I'll see you at school, bye!”
He shoved the door shut before hitting his head on it with a solid ‘thunk’. Plagg flew out of his shirt, cackling.
Adrien looked back at his sheepish friend. “My boyfriend? Really?”
Randy threw his arms up in that air, “She was so sketchy! I panicked!”
Adrien started laughing. “Danny is gonna be so mad he missed his chance.”
“He can have a turn later.”
He just shook his head, throwing his bag towards his desk,not really caring about the small mess he made as it spilled out. “I'm going to have to call Nino now and tell him we're fake dating.”
Randy winked, “Remember rule one of the fake dating trope! You absolutely, under no circumstances, are allowed to fall in love with me.”
Adrien pushed his face back till he flopped back over the couch with a yelp. “Yeah no worries about that.”
“Rude!”
I gentlee,, pap the koi
My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”
Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining
That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?
*chef’s kiss* delicious
This one gets it
And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”
“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like
“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!”
yessss
“…I AM NOT GOING SOFT-”
i’ve been comprimised
i laughed for about 349583492547252 years
I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it
It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you
thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff
thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher
blocking the street with a DIY railway
blind man driving
AND as a snail on a speedway
the backstory behind these is far funner than the stuff he does
In ur opinion if the secret quartet had pets, what pets would they have and what kind of pet owner are they?
Danny would have a dog and a cat. Or technically a cat would claim him, an alley cat that he feeds in his backyard cause pets are kind of a no no in the Fenton house with all of the ghost tech lying around and ectoplasm that would probably be really harmful if a pet ate it. Sam researches healthy food full of proper nutrients and no artificial stuff to feed them (not necessarily an all veg diet, cause she can recognize the fact an animal needs the proper diet of meat added to their meal), Tucker sneaks them bites from his lunches, and Danny just assumes they catch mice outside but leaves them treats. Danny also keeps the window in his room cracked so the cat can sneak into his room and sleep with him. He also has Cujo, and we all know he loves that dog.
Jake....I dont see him as a pet person???? Not that he doesnt like pets or anything, hes just never particularly wanted one. Like maybe a fish bowl. He already has too much responsibility he doesnt need to add pets to that list.
Randy. Would have a raccoon. Just hear me out. He finds this cute little baby kitten digging through his trash one day, takes them to his room, cleans them up and feeds them and hides them whenever an adult figure comes around so he won't have to put them back outside. Then it's been like a month and it too late to return them and Randy just DOTES on this little guy who growing up to look very much Not A Cat. And his parents aren't about to break his heart so.... Randy adores them and spoils them, in a gives them their own Instagram way and not in an overindulgence way, and actually trains them to fetch things and the Racoon just....fricking adores Randy right back. Howard has the same relationship with the raccoon as he does with the Nomicon and it all stems from the fact that he named the raccoon Garbage and it stuck despite Randy's best attempts to change it.
We all know Adrien is cat person and would say he already has Plagg but the truth is Plagg is the one taking care of him.
Hair
@messedupmoon
Jake’s terrified shriek woke up the four other boys currently sleeping in Randy’s room.
Danny was awake and transformed before his feet hit the floor, looking blearily around for the danger.
Randy had yelped in response before rolling off his bed and landing on Howard who started swearing loudly through Randy’s hair.
Adrien had startled and got tangled in his blanket, his struggles throwing Plagg away from him with furious hissing.
Actually something else was hissing too.
Jake was still shrieking, legs and arms wrapped around Randy’s bedpost much like a startled cat.
Somewhere above the cacophony of Howard’s swearing, Plagg’s hissing, and Jake’s shrieking, Danny yelled, “WHAT’S WRONG?!?!?!?”
“I SAW A THING!!!!”
That did nothing to clear up the situation.
A shape moved in the dark towards them, scampering over blankets and pillows and Adrien who let out a shriek of his own.
Randy sat up, sitting on Howard and blinking blearily at the mess around him. The small shadow threw itself at him and Jake let out another hair raising shriek.
Plagg had enough sense to turn on the lights.
Howard groaned when he caught sight of the animal in Randy’s arms. “I thought Garbage was at your estate?”
“He was,” Randy said, nuzzling his most favorite pet ever, “You missed me didn’t you? And you came all the way here? Such a good kitty!!!”
“Randy….why are you cuddling a raccoon??” Jake asked.
“This is my cat Sir Nicholas. I told you guys I had a cat.”
“That is not a cat.” Danny said.
“And his name is Garbage.” Howard added. The raccoon hissed at him, before wrapping its arms around Randy’s neck and cuddling closer. Howard hissed back.
“Son nom n'est pas si mal.” Adrien mumbled as he finally freed himself from his blankets. “I ‘ave 'eard worse.”
“No his name is Garbage. As in that’s what’s on his name tag.”
“That’s not a cat.” Danny repeated as he transformed back.
“Yes he is.”
Danny gave him an are-you-serious-right-now look.
Jake let his head thunk on the post he was still wrapped around. “Randy I cannot with you right now. I’m still trying to restart my heart man.”
Randy scritched Garbage under the chin, and the raccoon let out some pleased noises as he melted into a fluffy puddle. “Captain Crunch is a very good kitty and really, really sorry he scared you. But in his defense, you knew I had a cat.”
“Yeah, a cat. Not a raccoon who jumps on me and was reaching for me with his tiny little grabby hands at 2 in the morning!!!”
“T’es mignon quand t’es fâché.”
Jake made a noise that sounded vaguely like a lizard being strangled. Adrien leaned over and stretched out a hand to Garbage, who sniffed it and then decided Adrien was okay and let him pet him.
“I do not remember teaching you zat?”
Randy grinned, “Nino says that to you and Alya all the time, I just asked him what it meant.”
Adrien snorted.
“It’s not a cat.” Danny said to Jake.
“I know.”
“He’s getting fat.” Howard said.
“No he’s not! It’s just fluff! Leave Smokey alone!”
Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.
"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase
Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.
Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨
ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.
