Drowning in an Ocean of Gay

Alex, 34. Ace as fuck. She/her. Berlin, Germany. Multifandom mess, writing and a whole lot of personal stuff. Mostly Multifandom mess, tho.

[joyfullychaotic]

Kids. I am not interested in commissions atm. Please stop messaging me 😭

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[sucker-just]

Having heard a bit about One Piece from people who are up to date with the anime and such, it really sounds to me that Shanks is like everyone's dead wife? The communal dead wife, look at him filmed in soft light laughing in bed and running along a beach and giving a kid a hat. He was married to everyone, even you, and now he's gone. Everyone's wife, who died tragically, captain Shanks.

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

"Communal estranged wife captain Shanks"

and now I'M dead

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[rohirric-hunter]

"We're gonna achieve immortality by turning ourselves into machines" buddy I want you to find yourself a 15 year old laptop and try to run a 10 year old piece of software on it please. Connect to the internet, if you can, and attempt to log into any of your online accounts

[bulgeunkiii]

[writers-solace]

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

For NON FFXIV people

so,

in ffxiv there are dragons

and this one particular country has been in a war with them for 1k years

also, these dragons can fly and breathe fire, you know, normal typical western dragon things

so poll time

which of these 2 weapons do you think is used for said war

Gun:

Spear:

which weapon do you think was designed by the rednecks to fight dragons?

A spear (sharp pointy stick)

A gun (as if the 10th Doctor designed it.)

for ffxiv players who want to see the consensus

Remaining time: 5 days 40 minutes

now i am doing this in good faith and hope like hell you won't google the game

you'll just pick an options based off personal beliefs of what wizard rednecks would pick to fight dragons

oh, and also, do not give the answer in teh reblog tags, please and thank you

i just want to know the Vibes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[thememedaddy]

[winonaparadise]

Listen up you cumslut, I dont REMEMBER the color of the sky so I can't TELL YOU the color of the sky but I am in a DEEP ballpit right now and the piss is up to my FUCKING ankles, man. And my name's NOT Jackie Frost it's Winona Paradise. Maybe you fucking remember me from the trans trucker skit? The nonbinary cashier video? I got a lot of fucking notes back in the day probably more than you're ever gonna see in your whole pathetic life. I wasn't the best at it but I got my shoelaces from the president just like EVERYBODY else!

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[cilantrhoes]

[itsbeeugaymers]

can I reblog for both?

[six-sox]

I’m reblogging for both

[thicque]

one of my coworkers was raised by 2 lesbian moms

and those two moms eventually broke up while still sharing custody of her

and eventually both moms found new partners who also helped with parenting so she technically had 4 moms at one point

and i've known this for a while and it has meant nothing to me, but recently she dyed/bleached her hair a platinum blonde and ever since then i've been greeting her in the morning with a cordial "heyyy what's goin on?"

but what she doesn't know is that i've been doing this because i can't look at her now without thinking of the phrase 4 Mom Blonde

[lotuspositivity]

You don't have to force yourself to bounce back so quickly. I read something recently that said "when you come in from a rainstorm, you don't expect yourself to be dry and warm right away", and it really resonated with me. It's okay to take time to dry off and warm up. Take the time you need to process what happened to you.

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!