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#hes losing sleep over disneys taxes huh #the man is dead yk

the "i've never been to a nightclub" sweep on that poll genuinely makes me sad...... never??? you don't like the club? untz untz???

doublism

is the phrase "she should've been at the club" just words to you all? because it actually means something to me.

#tried it but im built for the battlefield 🪓😔

futuremoji

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

captainhoyw

#😎 nice

1eos

it's crazy the way everyone complains abt men but still hate lesbians for not wanting a man.... but then shit on bi women for dating men.... but you hate lesbians. so, pray tell, what are the girlies supposed to be doing?

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

terfs will bitch about how evil and violent men are and then hang out exclusively with men who fantasize about a race war

psychotic-gerard

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

morvay

#colonizers*

transgayhawkeyepierce

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

#friendly and company walkout vibes combo #cant even fight me on it

dailydccomics

nightmare BatCat is here and they're expecting <3 Knight Terrors: Poison Ivy (2023)

#god i wish that was sav and i #batcat

princessmo

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

#my younger sibling was violent until i did this once lmaoo

closet-keys

anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall?

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in”

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long”

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted”

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years”

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship”

closet-keys

made this post over 5 years ago so here’s the update: we’re married, we’ve been living together for over half a decade (through moving, multiple periods of unemployment for both of us, covid lockdowns, emergency room visits, surgery recovery, etc.), and I continue to be very much in love with her. she is so fucking smart and thoughtful and amazing, and she gets hotter and more stunning every single day. I still blush when she says sweet things to me.

#same #marriage isnt even hard my parents flopped

pitbolshevik

the pvp on this site is unparalleled

#🎚🎛🎤

kissesfemme

butches will make you cum 5 times in a row like it's nothing and then be like "omg look at this cool rock i found"

byjove

it’s remarkable how much money you can save by not leaving the house and not eating and not moving

byjove

looking at my bank account after a month of being in a depressive coma like wow. I’m so good at budgeting

bombshellblitz

The less you eat, drink and buy books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorise, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save – the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor rust will devour – your capital. The less you are, the less you express your own life, the more you have, i.e., the greater is your alienated life, the greater is the store of your estranged being.

Karl Marx, 1844, Human Requirements and Division of Labour Under the Rule of Private Property