I think Varric telling Cassandra his accounts of everything Hawke did in Kirkwall was half wasting her time and half trying to passively explain to Cassandra why making Hawke Inquisitor is the worst idea imaginable.
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I think Varric telling Cassandra his accounts of everything Hawke did in Kirkwall was half wasting her time and half trying to passively explain to Cassandra why making Hawke Inquisitor is the worst idea imaginable.
I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.
“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
• i don’t know shit
• i don’t get stuff
• and i don’t understand things
STORY TIME:
I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. It’s a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. She’s lovably kooky. She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean (“Wooooosh” she says, making a wave gesture with her hand)
Ok. I think to myself. Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. They’re thrilled about everything and they’re comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one. So we chat and it’s nice.
Then this kid, who’s been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her (we’re connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through). She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. He’s confused but she explains that she’s going to buy his textbooks.
He goes sheetrock white. He refuses and adamantly insists that she can’t do that. It’s like, $400 worth of textbooks. She, this tiny old woman, bodily takes them out of her hands, throws them on the counter and turns to me with a intense stare and tells me to put them on her bill. The kid at this point is practically in tears. He’s confused and shocked and grateful. Then she turns to him and says “you need chocolate.” She starts grabbing handfuls of chocolates and putting them in her pile.
He keeps asking her “why are you doing this?” She responds “Do you like Harry Potter?“ and throws a copy of the new Cursed Child on the pile too.
Finally she’s done and I ring her up for a crazy amount of money. She pays and asks me to please give the kid a few bags for his stuff. While I’m bagging up her merchandise the kid hugs her. We’re both telling her how amazing she is and what an awesome thing she’s done. She turns to both of us and says probably one of the most profound, unscripted things I’ve ever had someone say:
“It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.”
The kid thanks her again and leaves. I tell her again how awesome she is. She’s staring out the door after him and says to me: “My son is a homeless meth addict. I don’t know what I did. I see that boy and I see the man my son could have been if someone had chosen to be kind to him at just the right time.”
I’ve bagged up all her stuff and at this point am super awkward and feel like I should say something but I don’t know what. Then she turns to me and says: I wish I could have bangs like that but my darn hair is just too curly.“ And leaves.
And that is the story of the best customer I’ve ever had. Be kind to somebody today.
I didn’t reblog earlier.
So I am now.
Be kind. It’s worth the effort.
one of the reasons I don’t really ‘get’ people who make fun of kids with silly, super self indulgent OCs/self inserts is because as an adult I still have those. I just don’t share em. But you can bet after seeing a great movie I spend the whole car ride home imagining the WORST possible self insert and enjoying the helllllllll out of it
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i have so many Feelings about the word ‘bitch’. i love when it’s used humorously (’i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch’), i love when it’s reclaimed (’i’m a boss-ass bitch’), i love when my female friends call me jokingly (‘listen here bitch’), but when a man says it? sirens, warning lights. when a man calls a woman it it comes with such hatred. it’s stabbing. it’s sharp and vile and it drips misogyny. it’s funny how the word can be fine 95% of the time and the other 5% of the time it genuinely fills me with fear
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yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post
The Arcana as Modern Parents
Asra: Boho Dad, Drops kids off at school still wearing the pants he slept in and slippers. Packs their lunches with Sunflower Butter and Organic apricot jelly sandwiches. Hugs over Homework.
Nadia: Private School Mom who picks up and drops kids off in her Bentley. Goes to Starbucks with them every single morning, Kids have Ballet, Basketball, Piano, and Language Tutors. Designated Hot Mom of all her kids friends.
Julian: Stands outside with Kids waiting for the bus with hot coffee mug every single morning, even when the kids beg him not to on the first day of Middle School. Goes to every single Theatre performance, Sports Game, etc being the embarrassing dramatic cheerleader and applause in the audience. Gives great sentimental Dad advice though.
Muriel: Big quiet Dad that’s more laid back than you’d expect him to be. Will just sit there and chill for tea parties in a chair 10x too small for him. Picks kids up and drops them off in his truck, The dog comes too. Everywhere.
Portia: Super cool and bubbly fun mom that volunteers for all the boosters and after school activities. She’s the mom everyone in her kids class knows, and bakes for birthdays. Picks up and drops off not only her kids, but her kids friends and other moms kids who are working and such. 10/10 Parent Goals.
Lucio: Entitled Special Only Child Dad. Yells at the Coach or Teacher when his kid gets a foul or doesn’t get the Lead in a School Play. Showboats his greatness through his kid also having greatness. Dresses them in Designer and spoils the daylights out of them.
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I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”
Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”
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