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"Thun. Light of my liiiife. Fire of my loiiins. When are you going to tell me my ass is the most perfect you've ever seen, mm?"

❝ in all my years under the lady’s skies, i have never seen an arse as perfect as yours. ❞

[haleyquinn]

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seansoo:

hey everyone… what’s going on… who wants to fight me

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hi im jack and i wanna motorboat my own oc

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loveardently.

  A murdered knight! Cheek came to press to his shoulder as those sightless eyes searched within the darkness for what such a thing may look like. She’d never seen someone murdered when she had sight; probably a blessing she could count, aye? After all: who wanted to claim that one of the few sights they’ve ever beheld was that of a mangled corpse?

      “ I’ll take a guess at what that looks like then! I mean. Uh…what armor? Did'ja recognize it at all? ”

❝ yeah, it had tits on it. ❞ oddly pointed ones, at that — like those statues in orlais. thunor’s hold boasted carvings and jewelry more decorative than most, but it was nothing in comparison to the orlesians’ gaudy nature. ❝ wun’t even where tits ‘re s’posed to be, either. it was like half a lady on each shoulder. ❞ rueful, he tsks, absently adjusting saskia's perch upon his back. ❝ what a waste ‘a good metal. ❞ 

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iserahopes.

She hadn’t been expecting this kind of reaction. Specially from a man whose looks would be called… savage. 

By whom, though, she thinks now. The noble humans back in Halamshiral that constantly beat her up and humiliated her for trivial things? They are the savages, she considers. Specially when compared to a man who’s apparently offering food to someone he’s never met.

“Can I… can I really?” Her voice, carried with an orlesian accent, is low, a small thing, much like her malnourished body. “I don’t have money…” She has hunger though, which makes her take two hesitant steps toward the man and his food.

the girl’s trepidation is understandable. the humans of the north hold no love for elves, whether dalish or city. and, even more than human, he is a stranger; a large one, with a gruff voice and a barbarian’s leathers. thunor had wandered the lowlands long enough to know what he looks like to its people. 

his heavy shoulders heave shrug. ❝ don’t want nothin’. ❞ he says, and it’s entirely the truth. the avvar carves himself another hunk of meat and turns the knife in his palm, offering her the handle rather than the blade. an olive branch. ❝ here. ❞ 

[lsleofskye]

so wild so calm

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"I've come to kick asses and drink wine. I'm fresh out of asses to kick."

❝ if the wine here’s anythin’ like the ale, you’re in for a world ‘a disappointment. ❞

[avvarspride-blog]

hi i’m just here 2 remind u that thun is super nice to cole and often brings him food bc the avvar revere spirits and leave them offerings 2 ask for their blessings & aid 😊

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bornpariah.

                ❝ Have you tried laughing some? Cracking a smile here and there? ❞ he means it all in good fun, though it is clear where people assume that the man is —— well, angry. Also, a complete barbarian, commoner, what have you. Cultural differences are, in the end, cultural differences, though if you ask Dorian he is far more afraid of Cassandra. Though this man is nothing to sneeze at, either. ❝ I find that, if someone dislikes my tone, I adjust. Or, what is more likely, I continue onwards until they GIVE IN in one way or another. ❞

                     Following Dorian’s advice is not always the best idea, to be fair. ❝ They will give up eventually, though. Chantry sisters have all but given up on me, at this rate. No use, no point, I am but an Evil Tevinter Magister with my heretical Black Divine. ❞

he does smile! all the time! or at least when there’s something to smile about, anyway. if thunor just wandered 'round skyhold with a big dopey grin on his face, they’d think he was simple. ( more simple than they already think him. ) at the very least, it’d hurt his cheeks. 

but thun knows humour when he hears it.

❝ yeah, y’look real evil. ❞ he drawls, propping his cheek up on his fist. ❝ a proper villain. ❞ and as sarcastic as he is, he can also almost see it. the snakes, the vanity, the spirit magic — a thing which thunor, himself, doesn’t like, but for entirely different reasons. ❝ they don’t really like much of anyone, do they? ❞

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[avvarspride-blog]

how are they both so fucking shredded

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

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my thighs r thick cos theyre full of love