“ aw , phooey ... ”

[ literate || semi - selective || English speaker || dt 2017 verse only ]

[aw-phccey-blog]

( Replies should be chugged out today or tomorrow - I did community work all day so I am so tired.

I love giving back but now I’m d e a d so —

Thanks for your patience y’all )

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[aw-phccey-blog]

( @unclescrooge - #8 )

“Do you think that the boys ... resent us for not telling them more about their mother?”

[aw-phccey-blog]

( @listofevilinventions - random icon )

“Say hello to your new co-worker, Dr. Gearloose!

I just got a job at Uncle Scrooge’s money bin as an accountant; we’ll be seeing each other a lot more!”

[aw-phccey-blog]

( @soul-heart-and-beyond - #12 )

Donald stared at the other incredulously as he prattled on and finally asked quizzically,

“... What?”

[beeswaxbuffoon]

just a good duck and his boys!

(this is my first time drawing ducks blease b gentle lmao)

[aw-phccey-blog]

( send in a number between 1 - 80 and I’ll send you a one-liner icon starter that corresponds with that number.

Even if we already have a thread going !

EDIT: or you can just like for a random one I guess. )

[aw-phccey-blog]

“You look like you could use a hand.” -iim-a-pilot

Donald’s gaze flickered up to meet Launchpads and a small smile danced across his beak. “That ... would be nice.” After the Shadow War, well - he walked away with a few cuts and bruises. He raised his hand for Launchpad to help him up, feeling the strain of exertion on his body.

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

@aw-phccey

“Go fuck yourself, Donnie.” The goose spat as he turned his back to the angry duck. It wasn’t his fault that he wasn’t able to be there to help Donald with the triplets. He had shit to do too! It wasn’t like he had just been sitting around doing nothing. Gladstone traveled to various countries in search of his love. She wasn’t in Hong Kong, and there had been no sign of her in Turkey. Where could Magica de Spell have gone? He wept for many nights as he continued to ask himself that same question. “I was busy too, damnit. I didn’t just ignore you. I helped when I could!”

[aw-phccey-blog]

“Fuck you? Really?” Donald asked incredulously. He felt that familiar burning anger fester in his stomach as it climbed into his chest and tickled the back of his throat. His hands clenched into fists and his chest heaved with the exertion of his frustration.

“How dare you?” He spat.

“After everything I did for you - you still - you would rather chase this fantasy then help your own cousin! I was … “ Donald felt tears prick the corners of his eyes but he blinked them away.

“I was a l o n e. A single parent, who had just lost his sister. His - His twin … but somehow YOU are mad at ME?”

He couldn’t believe the audacity.

“I’m so sorry that you were SO BUSY.”

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

“OH I’m so sorry for not putting your problems before mine! Excuse me!” Gladstone turned around to face his cousin. Donald’s face burned it’s usual crimson color and his jaw was tightened. He was mad. Pissed even. The goose didn’t care. “I was not chasing a fantasy, you ignorant fool!” He couldn’t force out any other response. A knot formed in his throat. He wanted to apologize. Donald had lost his sister. He knew that. He knew that she had been Donald’s world. Gladstone knew that he should have been there. Fuck.

“Donald..” he started in a calmer voice. A sigh escaped his beak as he closed his eyes. “I.. I’m sorry.”

[aw-phccey-blog]

“You’re only sorry because you see that I’m upset!”

Gladstone hasn’t changed - hasn’t matured - since they were children . Donald was too caught up in the storm of his anger to see anything other than red.

“It wasn’t just my problems anymore, Gladstone - it was bigger than that! It was the life of three orphaned children, and … and …”

No, he was not going to cry, he’s better than that. Donald took a deep, shuttering breath and continued.

“ … and I did it almost entirely by myself.”

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

“I…” He paused for a moment. What was he supposed to say? Correction, what could he say? Nothing would have made what he said to Donald any better. Shit. God, why did he have to go and say that?

“You did do it on your own. I wasn’t around, because I was stupidly chasing some dream of being with some woman who didn’t actually love me.” As Gladstone punched himself in the gut with the truest statement of the century, he rubbed his arm. He had felt bad. Did feel bad for not helping his cousin more. His favorite cousin too. “I didn’t know how to take care of a kiddo and you didn’t either! God, but you did perfect. I’m just sorry that I wasn’t around to help more.”

[aw-phccey-blog]

Donald’s disposition softened, his shoulders fell and his hands slowly uncurled from their balled up fists. His nails left small crescent moon shapes in his palms.

He took a shuddering breath in through his nose and released it from his beak.

“She ... she did love you, Gladstone.”

He grimaced.

“She does love you. In her own, twisted sort of way -“ Donald stopped himself before he could say anything more about his opinion of Magica De Spell. Now wasn’t the time.

“I still don’t think I know how to take care of kids. No one gave me a manual on ‘How To Care For Three Young Ducklings’.” He self consciously rubbed at his arm. “But I just ... focused on making sure they were happy and healthy.”

His eyes lifted to reach Gladstone’s and he blinked back the threat of tears.

“I’m sure you helped as much as you could. Sometimes ... it’s just - hard not to feel alone.”

[hotemperament-blog]

José, making a long distance phone call at 3 AM: have you been to Bahia Donald?

Donald Duck: Joe holy fuck go to bed

[teddyridgeley]

ALL IN THE NAME OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...

Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything… please?

[tcthinecwnself-a]

“I’m—I’m mad. I’m mad that Unca’ Donald never told us anything about her. Not just that she disappeared, but–anything about her.”

[aw-phccey-blog]

Donald withdrew from his listening position behind the door.

He knew this day would come - when the boys would resent him for keeping so many secrets about their mother, for hardly being able to talk about her at all - but he didn’t think that it would happen so soon. They’re only ten, they’re still so young ...

But perhaps he was underestimating them. He remembered when he was an inquisitive ten year old. He should give his nephews more credit.

The older duck sighed. And pushed open the door, where he found a dejected looking Louie. His chest constricted. He never wanted to cause them any pain, any hurt ... but his own cowardice had affected them.

“ Louie ... “ He started and placed a gentle hand on the boys shoulder.

“ I ... I’m sorry. I should’ve told you about her. Anything about her. But, it - it hurt. It still hurts ... “

[sedlex]

[sophfandoms53]

Donald’s cute

Here’s Donald being cute

WE APPRECIATE YOU DONALD

[fuckyeahthethreecaballeros]

UM PATO DONALD

[black-hat-organization]

This is the best three caballeros fan art I have ever seen .

[djs-muses]

@aw-phccey ||| cont’d from here

“Why so grumpy, Donald?” Launchpad kept himself rooted to his spot, making no move to hug the smaller duck.

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He frowned.

Why was he in such a bad mood? He couldn’t tell, exactly — but he felt very on edge.

Donald sighed and replied, “I ... I don’t know, Launchpad. I guess I just - I’m feeling ...”

Unwanted.

But he wouldn’t say that out loud.

“I’m tired.”

[aw-phccey-blog]

‘ did you just sass me? ’ - listofevilinventions

“Maybe I did - but so W H A T. I still need another box - a boxie - a box ‘n mandulator !”

Oh, whatever it was called! But it seemed as if this ‘genius’ would rather work on … EVIL inventions instead!

Phooey!

[listofevilinventions]

aw-phccey‌:

He outwardly groaned.

“I didn’t lose it anywhere - that prototype of yours didn’t work under pressure and I spit it out.” Just the memory of it made him grimace.

“Can’t you make another?”

Just then- a thought struck him and he grinned.

“You know, Gyro, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t ask you. Fenton should be the one to make it.”

Gyro peered at the shorter bird. This was typical of someone who did not understand how much work actually went into creating devices like his. 

“ Spit it out …WHERE? “ 

His eye twitched but he reminded himself that his funding was linked to this jerk’s relative. Instead of getting angry he made a tsking sound with his tongue and shrugged his shoulders. 

“ Wow. Suddenly, I can not understand a thing you’re saying.” 

“ Too bad you didn’t keep an eye on that modulator I worked on for a year to perfect and you lost it. Probably forever. Guess no one will ever understand you again.” 

[aw-phccey-blog]

“I spit it out in Uncle Scrooge’s money bin, so excuse me if I don’t see myself getting it back anytime soon.”

He huffed, crossing his arms across his chest. This scientist must have thought himself sooo smart, like he’s suuuuch a genius. Just because he went to college.

As the rooster went on, Donald turned on him with an angered and surprised Q U A C K.

He turned on him, face aflame.

“Why I outta — can’t you just make another?? No way it’s lost! No way, no way, no way!”