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@awake-slenderman
Collect my caffeine.
Hi there! Pleasure to meet you. You may not know my name, but you can call me Awake, or simply ASM. I’m not particular about pronouns, but they/she work fine. Sleepy seems to enjoy interacting with others, so I figured I might as well join in on the fun to pass the time! And to keep an eye on him.
Stop in, grab a cup of anything caffeinated, have a chat if you’d like! I never sleep. Never. Please give me a distraction from the headaches…
IF I BOIL DOWN COFFEE LIKE A WHOLE LOT WILL I MAKE COFFEE CONCENTRATE???
EVERYONE ANSWER QUICKLY, IM ALREADY DOING IT I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD STOP OR NOT?????
Sure, but it’ll taste awful! I tried it yeeeeeeaaaaaaaars ago when I first got here and ran out of caffeine pills, and it was so bitter I almost didn’t need the caffeine to get me back in working order! I’m sure there’s some science-y stuff behind it but hell if I know it. But, uh, yes it’ll work but also it won’t be fun to drink.
Dang ok, I already boil a looootttt of coffee
Welp, hopefully it won't taste too bad once i put some like sugar and creamer with it
I do plan on diluting it a bit with water when I actually drink it
It may just taste like sweet dirt, actually. I’ve never tried it with sugar though, I just drank it straight when I did it!
IF I BOIL DOWN COFFEE LIKE A WHOLE LOT WILL I MAKE COFFEE CONCENTRATE???
EVERYONE ANSWER QUICKLY, IM ALREADY DOING IT I NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD STOP OR NOT?????
Sure, but it’ll taste awful! I tried it yeeeeeeaaaaaaaars ago when I first got here and ran out of caffeine pills, and it was so bitter I almost didn’t need the caffeine to get me back in working order! I’m sure there’s some science-y stuff behind it but hell if I know it. But, uh, yes it’ll work but also it won’t be fun to drink.
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
Sairu, hi, why the [censored] do you have so much energy. Stop.
-They laughed, but it sounded dry and a bit lifeless.-
Oh man, how I wish I could! What’s your deal, Sairu? Nice name by the way, but you really aren’t the nicest!
I don't have to be, I won't be. I'll say what I think.
Hmm. Fair. You don’t look like a lot of the slenders I’ve seen. Much more… mechanical? What’s up with that?
It's called being superior.
Hey, that’s what I was supposed to be, too! Didn’t really work out, though.
-She cracked open a monster energy from a pocket somewhere on her person and downed it in a few short gulps.-
Ugh, should’ve stocked up on a few more 5 hour energies…
Too bad for you then.
-They still sounded friendly, but it was strained.-
Heh, you’re pretty unpleasant. What’s got ya so temperamental?
The state of everything.
You got something on your mind?
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
Sairu, hi, why the [censored] do you have so much energy. Stop.
-They laughed, but it sounded dry and a bit lifeless.-
Oh man, how I wish I could! What’s your deal, Sairu? Nice name by the way, but you really aren’t the nicest!
I don't have to be, I won't be. I'll say what I think.
Hmm. Fair. You don’t look like a lot of the slenders I’ve seen. Much more… mechanical? What’s up with that?
It's called being superior.
Hey, that’s what I was supposed to be, too! Didn’t really work out, though.
-She cracked open a monster energy from a pocket somewhere on her person and downed it in a few short gulps.-
Ugh, should’ve stocked up on a few more 5 hour energies…
Too bad for you then.
-They still sounded friendly, but it was strained.-
Heh, you’re pretty unpleasant. What’s got ya so temperamental?
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
Sairu, hi, why the [censored] do you have so much energy. Stop.
-They laughed, but it sounded dry and a bit lifeless.-
Oh man, how I wish I could! What’s your deal, Sairu? Nice name by the way, but you really aren’t the nicest!
I don't have to be, I won't be. I'll say what I think.
Hmm. Fair. You don’t look like a lot of the slenders I’ve seen. Much more… mechanical? What’s up with that?
It's called being superior.
Hey, that’s what I was supposed to be, too! Didn’t really work out, though.
-She cracked open a monster energy from a pocket somewhere on her person and downed it in a few short gulps.-
Ugh, should’ve stocked up on a few more 5 hour energies…
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
Sairu, hi, why the [censored] do you have so much energy. Stop.
-They laughed, but it sounded dry and a bit lifeless.-
Oh man, how I wish I could! What’s your deal, Sairu? Nice name by the way, but you really aren’t the nicest!
I don't have to be, I won't be. I'll say what I think.
Hmm. Fair. You don’t look like a lot of the slenders I’ve seen. Much more… mechanical? What’s up with that?
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
Sairu, hi, why the [censored] do you have so much energy. Stop.
-They laughed, but it sounded dry and a bit lifeless.-
Oh man, how I wish I could! What’s your deal, Sairu? Nice name by the way, but you really aren’t the nicest!
Hello inferior beings, i hope you all are doing horribly.
Well, hello! I haven’t met you before! Well, there’s a lot of slenders I haven’t met before, on account of me not getting around much, but anyway, I’m Awake! Who’re you?
for april fool’s day i will be swapping places with sleepy. now i’m sleepy.
*@awake-slenderman appears out of nowhere*
this thing needs social interaction with someone like a zoo animal in need of enrichment
Card pauses, slowly putting the cards their holding down.
Hello?
Oh, hi! I don't know how I got here :) What's that you're holding there? What's your name?
Hello! Hi! You probably got brought here by an anon. they do that alot, somehow..
These are cards. Playing cards, specifically. My names Cardplayer, you can call me Card :-).
Nice to met you, Card! My name’s Awake. So, what all do you do with those cards? Card games, cardistry, magic tricks? I knew a couple folks long, looooooooong ago who did cardistry, it’s really very interesting to watch. I often asked them to show me tricks but they never got the chance, and now they never will, haha!
Ahem- sorry, got a little sidetracked there.
No, no, you're fine! I talk alot sometimes, too.
I, uh, i dabble in alot of things, actually! Card games, tricks, the occasional dabble in cardistry.. I just really like cards! Its my namesake, after all. I learned alot of what i know from a friend of mine. Their more into poetry than cards, though.
I could teach you some, if you want.
Really? That’d be wonderful!
Of course! I'm getting a bit rusty, anyway. It'll be good practice.
-She clapped her hands excitedly.-
Splendid! How do we start?
Depends on what you want to learn.
Hmm... what's an easy trick for a beginner?
Theres a few easy ones. I don't exactly know the names, though, so I'll just teach you the one i remember best.
Card takes another deck from their pocket. What the hell.
Pick a deck.
-They thought for a moment, then picked the one Card had just pulled out.-
That one.
Alright! Go through and pull out all the joker cards from your deck.
-They shuffle through and pull out the jokers, looking back up expectantly when they finish.-
They nodded approvingly, quickly pulling the jokers out of their own deck.
This trick requires two people, which is why im teaching it to you first.
First, you shuffle the deck a few times. Theres no specific amount, but i usually go with five.
They split the deck in half, beginning to shuffling them a few times.
On your last shuffle, memorize the card on the bottom of your deck.
-They nodded and crudely shuffled the cards five times. It took longer than it should’ve. They looked at the bottom card.-
A giggle. Their laughing at them. How rude.
Alright, now we switch decks. Then you'd tell the other 'player' -- me, in this case, -- to cut the deck in half.
They held out their cards to them.
-She let out a small amused huff as Card laughed, a little sheepish. They took the deck and handed theirs to Card.-
Alright then, cut it!
*@awake-slenderman appears out of nowhere*
this thing needs social interaction with someone like a zoo animal in need of enrichment
Card pauses, slowly putting the cards their holding down.
Hello?
Oh, hi! I don't know how I got here :) What's that you're holding there? What's your name?
Hello! Hi! You probably got brought here by an anon. they do that alot, somehow..
These are cards. Playing cards, specifically. My names Cardplayer, you can call me Card :-).
Nice to met you, Card! My name’s Awake. So, what all do you do with those cards? Card games, cardistry, magic tricks? I knew a couple folks long, looooooooong ago who did cardistry, it’s really very interesting to watch. I often asked them to show me tricks but they never got the chance, and now they never will, haha!
Ahem- sorry, got a little sidetracked there.
No, no, you're fine! I talk alot sometimes, too.
I, uh, i dabble in alot of things, actually! Card games, tricks, the occasional dabble in cardistry.. I just really like cards! Its my namesake, after all. I learned alot of what i know from a friend of mine. Their more into poetry than cards, though.
I could teach you some, if you want.
Really? That’d be wonderful!
Of course! I'm getting a bit rusty, anyway. It'll be good practice.
-She clapped her hands excitedly.-
Splendid! How do we start?
Depends on what you want to learn.
Hmm... what's an easy trick for a beginner?
Theres a few easy ones. I don't exactly know the names, though, so I'll just teach you the one i remember best.
Card takes another deck from their pocket. What the hell.
Pick a deck.
-They thought for a moment, then picked the one Card had just pulled out.-
That one.
Alright! Go through and pull out all the joker cards from your deck.
-They shuffle through and pull out the jokers, looking back up expectantly when they finish.-
They nodded approvingly, quickly pulling the jokers out of their own deck.
This trick requires two people, which is why im teaching it to you first.
First, you shuffle the deck a few times. Theres no specific amount, but i usually go with five.
They split the deck in half, beginning to shuffling them a few times.
On your last shuffle, memorize the card on the bottom of your deck.
-They nodded and crudely shuffled the cards five times. It took longer than it should’ve. They looked at the bottom card.-
*@awake-slenderman appears out of nowhere*
this thing needs social interaction with someone like a zoo animal in need of enrichment
Card pauses, slowly putting the cards their holding down.
Hello?
Oh, hi! I don't know how I got here :) What's that you're holding there? What's your name?
Hello! Hi! You probably got brought here by an anon. they do that alot, somehow..
These are cards. Playing cards, specifically. My names Cardplayer, you can call me Card :-).
Nice to met you, Card! My name’s Awake. So, what all do you do with those cards? Card games, cardistry, magic tricks? I knew a couple folks long, looooooooong ago who did cardistry, it’s really very interesting to watch. I often asked them to show me tricks but they never got the chance, and now they never will, haha!
Ahem- sorry, got a little sidetracked there.
No, no, you're fine! I talk alot sometimes, too.
I, uh, i dabble in alot of things, actually! Card games, tricks, the occasional dabble in cardistry.. I just really like cards! Its my namesake, after all. I learned alot of what i know from a friend of mine. Their more into poetry than cards, though.
I could teach you some, if you want.
Really? That’d be wonderful!
Of course! I'm getting a bit rusty, anyway. It'll be good practice.
-She clapped her hands excitedly.-
Splendid! How do we start?
Depends on what you want to learn.
Hmm... what's an easy trick for a beginner?
Theres a few easy ones. I don't exactly know the names, though, so I'll just teach you the one i remember best.
Card takes another deck from their pocket. What the hell.
Pick a deck.
-They thought for a moment, then picked the one Card had just pulled out.-
That one.
Alright! Go through and pull out all the joker cards from your deck.
-They shuffle through and pull out the jokers, looking back up expectantly when they finish.-
*@awake-slenderman appears out of nowhere*
this thing needs social interaction with someone like a zoo animal in need of enrichment
Card pauses, slowly putting the cards their holding down.
Hello?
Oh, hi! I don't know how I got here :) What's that you're holding there? What's your name?
Hello! Hi! You probably got brought here by an anon. they do that alot, somehow..
These are cards. Playing cards, specifically. My names Cardplayer, you can call me Card :-).
Nice to met you, Card! My name’s Awake. So, what all do you do with those cards? Card games, cardistry, magic tricks? I knew a couple folks long, looooooooong ago who did cardistry, it’s really very interesting to watch. I often asked them to show me tricks but they never got the chance, and now they never will, haha!
Ahem- sorry, got a little sidetracked there.
No, no, you're fine! I talk alot sometimes, too.
I, uh, i dabble in alot of things, actually! Card games, tricks, the occasional dabble in cardistry.. I just really like cards! Its my namesake, after all. I learned alot of what i know from a friend of mine. Their more into poetry than cards, though.
I could teach you some, if you want.
Really? That’d be wonderful!
Of course! I'm getting a bit rusty, anyway. It'll be good practice.
-She clapped her hands excitedly.-
Splendid! How do we start?
Depends on what you want to learn.
Hmm... what's an easy trick for a beginner?
Theres a few easy ones. I don't exactly know the names, though, so I'll just teach you the one i remember best.
Card takes another deck from their pocket. What the hell.
Pick a deck.
-They thought for a moment, then picked the one Card had just pulled out.-
That one.
awake is difficult to
did you perhaps forget to finish the ask /silly
no it's supposed to be only half legible because I am eepy
real i am too
*@awake-slenderman appears out of nowhere*
this thing needs social interaction with someone like a zoo animal in need of enrichment
Card pauses, slowly putting the cards their holding down.
Hello?
Oh, hi! I don't know how I got here :) What's that you're holding there? What's your name?
Hello! Hi! You probably got brought here by an anon. they do that alot, somehow..
These are cards. Playing cards, specifically. My names Cardplayer, you can call me Card :-).
Nice to met you, Card! My name’s Awake. So, what all do you do with those cards? Card games, cardistry, magic tricks? I knew a couple folks long, looooooooong ago who did cardistry, it’s really very interesting to watch. I often asked them to show me tricks but they never got the chance, and now they never will, haha!
Ahem- sorry, got a little sidetracked there.
No, no, you're fine! I talk alot sometimes, too.
I, uh, i dabble in alot of things, actually! Card games, tricks, the occasional dabble in cardistry.. I just really like cards! Its my namesake, after all. I learned alot of what i know from a friend of mine. Their more into poetry than cards, though.
I could teach you some, if you want.
Really? That’d be wonderful!
Of course! I'm getting a bit rusty, anyway. It'll be good practice.
-She clapped her hands excitedly.-
Splendid! How do we start?
Depends on what you want to learn.
Hmm... what's an easy trick for a beginner?
awake is difficult to
did you perhaps forget to finish the ask /silly
