A Wandering Gnome

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[brucebocchi]

dudes are rocking at unprecedented levels

[veryluckyclovers]

based on true events. thankful for my loved ones

[crancisfrozier]

Annual John Darnielle New Years thread once again shaking me to my core

[juliens-bakery]

Lucille Clifton, 'i am running into a new year'

[goingtothebes]

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Audience member: "Hey John, can you play “Going to Maine”?" John: "No." *Audience laughing*

John: "We’re gonna play a new song again, if that's cool with you. Alright. Thank you. This song is a true story. *laughing* That’s the saddest thing about it. I hope that if you should happen, and if you do, don’t let anybody tell you not to but uh… If you should happen to be having the sort of year I was having when I was seventeen, you may feel free to sing along with the chorus, nobody’s gonna hold it against you. Uh, I know that twice that uh, I *to Peter Hughes* can I out you? This is Peter’s favorite of the new songs I think precisely because of the chorus. *laughs* It’s called “This Year”."

[The first time "This Year" was played live]

[funnytwittertweets]

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[findingfeather]

icons. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟, no notes.

[redrobin-detective]

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

[ldioticisland-deactivated202401]

hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

[aridante]

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and i don’t want the world to see me, ‘cause i don’t think that they’d understand.

[lightbones]

[playwrongs]

If you think about it, the phrase “a bowl of mac and cheese” fits the format for generic YA fantasy titles

[luminouscinders]

OP I need you to understand my former coworkers had me do this after I sent them this post

[lassoway]

community, episode one: an ex-lawyer is forced to return to community college to get a degree

community, episode thirty one: it’s halloween and there’s a zombie apocalypse on campus set to the soundtrack of abba’s greatest hits

[awanderinggnome]

What’s great about Community as a show is that I am genuinely uncertain if this is true or false.

[wells-hannah]

FRIENDS ( 1994 - 2004 ) ↳ season 4 episode 9

[rivers-for-me]

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

[proudspoonie]

[marisatomay]

babygirl you would not believe the superiority complex me and the other never left tumblr homies have right now