minimum viable seriousness

she/her. born in the 80s. genshin impact. honkai star rail. gaming generally. a smattering of all previous influences

[blue-stoplight]

an old childe fanart i never posted here!

[ecoplasma]

The Nightbird prevailed

[abysswenn]

kaveh is rich? the world really must be ending

(i thought it would be fun to dori-fy his outfit)

[sophsun1]

#happy pride month 🌈

Queer as Folk – 2.03: Hypocrisy: Don't Do It

[wardengrill]

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove. Oh no! It is an ever fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken

[dr3am-operator]

happy pride month to HIM

[jareckiworld]

Tuula Lehtinen — Van Huysum VI (oil on canvas, 2023)

[johnturturro]

living in the us right now is just a constant stream of

[sviteer]

700 years in the dark

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[nelc]

Only 12 days left.

[triflesandparsnips]

It’s Saturday, May 30, 3:18 PM EDT

The note count as of 3:12 PM EDT was 742.4K.

We’re almost 258,000 notes short of the Committment To The Bit Tumblr Curse goal, or what I am choosing to call:

The Bear Nessiecity

You know what to do.

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[knarchive]

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[asleepinawell]

daily pep talk i give myself

[c6jpg]

#getinthefuckingrobot

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.