I'm not sold on anything but half a dream

Nick Upstate NY Alive in Albany I sing and play guitar badly Lets smoke pot and talk about the universe.

[nuditymydear]

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[nuditymydear]

The uncensored is better 👀😇

[nuditymydear]

[domesticateddog]

king

[kaity--did]

Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?

He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla

[kaity--did]

Criminal charges

[kaity--did]

Hey hey hey HEY

He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.

[pigcatapult]

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

[kaity--did]

He’s not playing with it

He’s eating it.

I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.

I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.

[kaity--did]

We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole

6 tips

3 of the ear light cover things

Our other cats collar

the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 

several hearts

a plastic glove

the vet techs hair tie

Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal

[synebluetoo]

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

[kaity--did]

This is his ledge

His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”

I am 5’5”

I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[prohumanagenda]

I’m in hysterics rn

[nuditymydear]

Would you hire me to clean your house? 😇

[cleverbabygh0ul]

*masturbates for serotonin*

[sexu-alworld-deactivated2022050]

give her self confidence and orgasms

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[skyliine]

do u not hear me thinking about u wtf

[fanotastic]

[tinderventure]

Found this online, flawless.

[themarchingbeetle]

[bad-mom]

This is extremely important

[mulligancarey]

It’s a weird case from the start. A case with a hole in the center. A doughnut.

Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson