silly olympics gold medalist 2022

[bagofbonesmp3]

my uni friend asked me why I haven't dated in like 4+ years and all I could think about is this video

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[hotvampireadjacent]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[lezarus]

seeing skinny people do miss piggy cosplay actually makes me feel like i’m gonna die. how dare you stand where she stood?

[dogpuppy]

[c3rvida3]

If you're gonna say your sewing tutorial is idiot-proof, you better mean it. I'll fuck a garment up in ways god couldn't foresee in heaven. I try to darn my old socks and I full on damn the poor things.

[redstonedust]

that one friend that got trapped in the time loop and is soooooooooo annoying about it. you tell them a childhood fact and theyre like "you already told me that in the time loop" 🙄 okay sorry i dont remember that? stop flexing your knoweldge of reset timelines dude, its unfair. my mom doesnt even know your name and you're mournfully talking about how the taste of her home cooking reminds you of the time you watched us all die at the dinner table. its fucking weird. nobody wants to hear that while they're eating macaroni dude. cmon. you spent like 10 years in that timeloop arent you like mentally 40 now. 😑😑😑 grow up.

[jakemorph]

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[beetlebongos]

at the end of the day it's bedtime

[oursystemblog]

well i guess that's fine

[aceofpans]

Tip: Remember to post regularly so that your beloved Mutuals have something to play with. You wouldnt want them getting bored, would you?

[chimaeraundying]

first name PLACE last name HOLDER / parents didn't NAME ME till I got OLDER

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[brucespringsteen]

U will suggest something like stop relying on ai. Dont treat clothing as disposable. Stop buying things from Amazon. And your fellow landfillcore Americans will say: If I have to think about how my actions affect other people, I will die. Is that what you want? You want me to die?

[happyheidi]

Polar bear family in Wapusk National Park, Canada

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