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They/He | 25 | nsft myct freak blog +18 only/Minors get blocked

[awdee]

hi! i'm Awdee! Lover of angsty smut. Prescriber of doing whatever you want. i post stuff on ao3 sometimes

here's some quick shit:

this is an 18+ nsfw blog. no minors, i will block on site.

i'm primarily a bbh and skeppy fucker. im a multishipper especially obsessed with skephalo, ayhalo, and bbyd

i really love psychological/body horror. ill probably talk horror stuff as well as the hornies. i'll tag common triggers, and separate it from my regular postings (ill tag it horror stuff). if you have a specific trigger you need me to tag, just lemme know.

i also get really freaky sometimes

i fucking love egglore. (but i have a lot of qsmp prompts im working on)

i post about the cubitos only. i forget to put the q! or c! tag before names so just keep that in mind that i dont fuck with the cc.

despite my egglore postings, i dont do dsmp stuff as a whole. if bad isnt getting eggfucked 24/7 i lose interest. i dont do dream team. i stay far away from that.

also dont be afraid to send me asks! i dont bite i promise (there is a high chance i might 'yes, and' your thoughts)

prompts i like/dislike under readmore fyi.

anywhos! enjoy the horny postings!

absolutely in love with it 24/7:

any form of noncis/nonhuman genitalia, orgasm play (denial, multiple, ruining), bad bottoming, dom/sub relationships, pet play, group sex, gangbangs, heat cycles, sex with feelings, sex with angst, eggpire erogoru

The VWR AS12 ACCU STERILIZER BENCHTOP STEAM AUTOCLAVE I am not even fucking kidding. As /serious as they come.

also this is a very important headcanon of mine

i like it not in a horny kink way but in a horror ptsd-portrayal way:

noncon/dubcon: i do include stuff like somnophilia, drugged sex, and free use/glory hole under this. (Ex: Passion breeds pain)

consensual but not safe or sane bdsm practice: depends on the types of kinks or person involved. i love it with foolhalo bc thats their relationship in a nutshell. i dont like breathplay or anyting to do with shaming or humiliation with it.

unsanitary kinks: i like it for the Realism. i like my men so fucked up theyre incontinent (Ex. Broken Body Broken Mind)

massive no thank you:

anything sexual with the qsmp eggs, bbh x cellbit, bdsm-related kicking and punching unless its foolhalo (bbh might like it but i cant)

[bimboyhalo]

BADBOYHALO GOT PREGNANT WITH SLIMES!!!

[bimboyhalo]

there are slimes filling up badboyhalo’s womb if anyone even fucking CARES

[awdee]

forced clownhalo snail partnership

[awdee]

yknow i feel like it will be a tragedy if we dont include the Immortal Snails someway in porn.

who wants to get freaky about the snails with me

[nonnywritesfic]

ok hear me out. have you ever seen what gastropod dicks look like?

im just sayin

clown and bad both ass up, face to face even so they can see each other getting wrecked. both being mounted by their respective snails. profit?

[awdee]

yes profit. let them be snailed.

really funny if thats how the losing levels thing works. getting lovedarted by a snail.

[awdee]

if you think having a tentacle dick is weird biology just wait until you see what im about to do ClownPierce.

[awdee]

yknow i feel like it will be a tragedy if we dont include the Immortal Snails someway in porn.

who wants to get freaky about the snails with me

[awdee]

kinda feel like ros deserves a turn with tr!bad. punish him for being annoying to her!!

also hannah, pangi, pac, his whole team really but those ones feel more obvious. especially hannah, i think her and bad would be cute together tbh

also clownpierce said “are you a bad boy, halo?” and bad responded with “yes” so there’s something there as well

these are really good. thank you kindly.

[awdee]

hey guys if you have any suggestions besides the BLARINGLY OBVIOUS that tr!bad should fuck lemme know

[awdee]

sometimes creativity is a burden.

[awdee]

WHAT IS HAPPENIGN

[awdee]

HELLO???????????? FOOLAHO>?

[awdee]

WHAT IS HAPPENIGN

[awdee]

WAIT IS HE WILLINGLY PUTING ON THE CHRISTMAS DRESS>?!>!>!>

[awdee]

**LETS F8UCKING GOOOO

[awdee]

MY BEAUTIFUL BIRHT DAY GIFT

[awdee]

WAIT IS HE WILLINGLY PUTING ON THE CHRISTMAS DRESS>?!>!>!>

[awdee]

**LETS F8UCKING GOOOO

[awdee]

WAIT IS HE WILLINGLY PUTING ON THE CHRISTMAS DRESS>?!>!>!>

[awdee]

Bro honestly, it’s getting painful to watch— they need to get it over with at this point. And by “they” i mean tr!foolhalo. And by “it” i mean Gay Sex.

yeah. only explicit gay sex on screen will fix whatever the fuck is happening.

[awdee]

sigh

so.

whose gonna do it.

[awdee]

[awdee]

cant be a badboyhalo fan anymore. he hates excel. thats drawing the line.