a weeb being

trying to be a fictional character in a nonfictional world

[periwinklish]

Fitz had to be traumatized and stigmatized because if he had had one securely attached parent, TWO magics he could openly master and an OUNCE of self worth and NO PTSD?

He would be more overpowered than an isekai MC.

[aweebeing]

They needed to traumatise the greatness out of him.

'Cause he could conquer the world JUST WITH HIS AXE.

[cat-n-bug-team]

A Nine Wild Maomaos Have Appeared

[aweebeing]

Fifth season spoilers!

I need to read a fanfic about Alabaster coming undone & becoming incoherent under innon when syenite bosses them both around PLEASE.

[ilyasvodka]

has anyone drawn this with Shane & Ilya yet

[aweebeing]

Who are Shane and Ilya??? This is Fitz and Fool???

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[aweebeing]

Just finished the broken earth trilogy and by EARTH this woman can't keep a man.

[evilpixietoddler]

Just finished the Fifth Season and Jemisin really said it's okay to destroy the world if it's full of racists and if it isn't enough you can even go for the moon too

[aweebeing]

It's been a year and half since i started assassin's apprentice. More than 6 months since i finished reading ROTE.

I'm studying for a test, I miss Fitz.

I'm trying to sleep, I miss Fitz.

I'm taking a bath, I miss Fitz.

I miss him everyday. He's more in my body and soul than I am.

I miss him as a drowning man misses air in his lungs.

[aweebeing]

"They're my comfort character!" And it's a depressed war criminal desperately in love who's never been happy for a day in their life.

[penofwildfire]

Random worldbuilding concept: the popular idea of what happens after death is reincarnation, in the sense that one's soul moves on with the decay of their body, going on to inhabit the plants that are fertilized by it, the animals who eat those plants, the animals who eat those animals etc. If the body cannot be returned to the earth, the soul will remain trapped and stagnant. Because of this, the societies' most revered members are buried directly in the dirt, often without any sort of covering, so as to allow them to reincarnate as quickly as possible. Those who were hated in life, meanwhile, are buried in coffins in accordance with their sins. Lesser crimes will get you buried in a wooden box, where your soul will remain imprisoned until the box and your body decompose. Greater crimes may result in thicker coffin walls, and the most despised will be trapped in impenetrable crypts, doomed to never move on and rejoin the circle of life.

[aweebeing]

Hey btw i am STILL mad about whatever fuck that "I'm a spider so what" anime was. Fuck them we could've had a new legend.

The world was robbed of a perfect isekai anime.

[sugarpkts]

thank you to weird girls for being online

[aweebeing]

We have no where else to be

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm so sick of defending shit I don't even like. I hate porn. I think gender and sexuality are boring. I've never taken an illegal drug and have no interest in doing so. But people won't back the fuck off and let people live their lives so here we still are, still on the front lines with this shit. "You guys make everything about" I'D REALLY LOVE NOT TO, MATE, BUT WE'RE NOT THE ONES CREATING PROBLEMS HERE. Stop trying to control people's lives and we'll all get a chance to shut up about it, but unfortunately the Moral Police are out here endangering lives and livelihoods so here we still are. Forever.

[lwyzlwyz]

[tredekim]

[tofumoons]

i think the figuring of fitz as both a dog and as a wolf is rly interesting. as a child he bonds exclusively to dogs. nosy + smithy are heavily associated with parental figures (burrich and patience respectively) and authority figures like galen. bc both dogs ultimately perish as a result of regal & galen's scheming, the dogs are forever left frozen in fitz's childhood as symbols of his youth . assassin's apprentice is a testament to a child's ability to adapt to their circumstances. his near-death experience at the end of assassins apprenticea is the final nail in the coffin with regards to his childhood innocence. this point of total metamorphosis, the end of his childhood is fittingly marked by nosy's death. the only other character in farseer trilogy so heavily associated w dogs is burrich, which reinforces the connection between dogs and childhood but also service—how fitz spent most of his childhood being made into a dog in service of the throne. in royal assassin, as fitz navigates the world as a young man as opposed to a boy, he is forced away from the stables and growing distant from burrich and his dogs and closer to nighteyes the wolf. when fitz frees nighteyes, he is also freeing himself, as he sees himself in the wolf. duke brawndy is not only described as "wolfish" but directly figures his revolutionary fighters as "wolves," suggesting that wolves represent as an alternate path to power and freedom that rejects his status as a tool for the farseers. dogs and wolves are thus continuously associated with fitz's struggle to navigate between boy vs man, subservience vs autonomy, subjucation vs freedom, conformity vs self acceptance, etc. when fitz escapes into nighteyes in the dungeon, it is a transcendance of the limitations imposed on him in service of the farseers. he denies regal the ability to kill him like a dog. a wolf cannot be caged like dog. a wolf has no kings

[yurgenschmidt]

[eridan-ampora]

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

[ursulakats]

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

[aweebeing]

This is literally Myne describing Ferdinand's face the first few books.

[boitterfly]

oh sorry was it gay when i hunted through a half collapsed frozen city carved into the depths of an iceberg to find and burn your body because i knew how you hated the cold? was it gay when i carried you through that icy labyrinth half mad with grief and fatigue speaking aloud to your unhearing ears asking the gods to let you laugh at me one more time? or when i lovingly prepared you for your funeral pyre and bid you farewell with my own name because you are as dear to me as my own life? how about when i defied the gods and through the force of my will for you to live, reordered the path of reality itself, giving myself over to your death in the hope of bringing your body back to life from within? was it gay when my soul was within your body, and yours in mine, and i finally understood what you said to me when you told me you loved me?