be You tiful

. no social life .

[chessys]

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*

also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*

[garocamarillo]

COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. 

[palehorseblackdog]

Please watch this.

[fauna-and-fashion]

WATCH THIS

THEN WATCH THE DUMPLING ONE

I’M CRYING. I’M ACTUALLY CRYING I’M LAUGHING SO HARD.

[awesomeasiangirl]

Now you can say its fast food

[wordsnquotes]

fabulist

(ˈfæb yə lɪst, noun) A word with French origins, fabulist is a person who invents elaborate and dishonest stories.  (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.

George Orwell, 1984. (via wordsnquotes)

[artmilf]

trust me i wanna be That Bitch that moisturizes every night and journals regularly and drinks 5 bathtubs worth of water daily 

[susiephone]

i need lemony snicket to narrate my life, because then i would actually go out and do things just to hear how lemony snicket would describe them

[not-like-the-restaurant]

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

[awesomeasiangirl]

I tried to face swap with pictures of John Green on snapchat and this is what happened. I guess it looks right.

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Don’t introduce me to your parents unless you plan on marrying me bc they’re going to love me & ask about me for the rest of your life lol

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you realize “OK” looks like a person sideways.

[shinebrightlikeafrankiebb16-dea]

Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I find replying to an insult easier than replying to a compliment

[haitiansontop]

When I die please don't photoshop me in those ghetto ass clouds

[frappuccinio]

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite 

[fyeah-hetalia-deactivated201312]

You know what show had the biggest plot twist ever? 

I had absolutely no clue Blue was a girl

meaning my entire childhood was spent shipping two female dogs

I had a lesbian dog otp at the age of 5 omfg

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

Magenta is a boy

[ulfric-stormfront-blog]

what the fuck

[jennaypennay]

blue’s clues took assigned gender colors and told society to suck it

[cl0ckw0rk-c0ntrivance]

I KIND OF JUST REALIZED THAT JESSIE FROM TEAM ROCKET FORMS A FUCKING R WITH HER HAIR AND BODY

WHY DID IT TAKE ME OVER 10 YEARS TO REALIZE THIS