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a second picture to go along with @planningconquest‘s fic “The Sheeps Clothing Raid”, a Rat Patrol / Hogan’s Heroes fanfic that’s honestly just a ton of fun

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Schultz: The Gestapo is here.

Hogan: Gross. What do they want?

Schultz: They said something about mysterious fires, and you being seen in the vicinity of several of them?

Hogan: Ah, I thought it was going to be about the kidnapped General. Oh well, I’ll be there in a sec.

benevolenterrancy

a second picture to go along with @planningconquest‘s fic “The Sheeps Clothing Raid”, a Rat Patrol / Hogan’s Heroes fanfic that’s honestly just a ton of fun

benevolenterrancy

“So where’d you get that hat?” Carter asked, and Dietrich blinked a few times. They were walking around the camp, getting the ‘penny tour’ and so far he’d been keeping his answers short and to the point.

“The hat?” He never knew where Sergeant Troy had gotten it, but he’d gotten it from the mocking Gestapo agent who’d retrieved it from an unconscious Troy. They’d jammed it on his head, and he’d made sure to keep with him since Africa. It had significant value to Sergeant Troy, and Dietrich intended to survive until he could return it. “I won it in a poker game.”

fanart for the Hogan’s Heroes / Rat Patrol fic “The Sheeps Clothing Raid” which is such an honest delight! as requested by @planningconquest

auxiliarydetective

Has anyone done this before?

colpapabear

*Police sirens in the distance*

Klink, who has done nothing wrong: They’re coming for me

Colonel Hogan, currently wanted for spying, identity theft, counterfeiting, blackmail, bombing matters and arson: *sipping a smoothie* Yeah, probably

[insp.]

books-andspace

*nervously stands up*

*walks on to stage*

*mic squeals*

“Um hello. I was just wondering if any fans of an amazing show called The Rat Patrol are still active on this app. Um, if you are, please let me know. Thank you.”

awesomeiluvloki

I don't know how old this is but I recently found out about the show from reading a crossover fanfiction with Hogan's Heroes. I don't know how I've never heard of it before.

podcastenthusiast

POV the Dragonborn rolls up to your inn with like six weirdos in tow

They proceed to get drunk (mostly with alcohol they brought with them), complain about the smell, criticize the quality and presentation of the food, AND as if that's not enough only one of them rents a damn room!