Nigga Is You Lion To Me

Lynsey 19/f

[disneyfeverdaily]

#best duo

[blackarachnya]

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

[blackarachnya]

NSFW obviously but here it is 

[blackarachnya]

what the fuck

[weedle-testaburger]

[toastbutteregg]

memes memes memes

and 90s rap lyrics

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

top this, bottom that, I know damn well most of you ain’t having any sex.

[wern]

[manthadoodle]

My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile:

[thewintersolo]

Then finish it

[atuans]

where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom

[atuans]

don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!

[v0idghost]

[breastmilklover3000]

Stay strong

[thebibliosphere]

I booked myself in for a massage tomorrow with my physio lady cause my jaw and neck are all locked up from the dentist today and it makes you fill out a little questionnaire to better tell your PT what kind of treatment you need. except when I was filling it in I’d just taken a bunch of pain killers and words were hard but then I logged back in to make sure I’d actually booked it and

Reason for your visit?

What kind(s) of pain are you experiencing?

Special Requests

[chocolate-mintdromeda]

I shouldn’t be laughing, I feel awful, but I’m just imagining you addressing a person this way.

[thebibliosphere]

Don’t feel too bad, my physio lady was pissing herself laughing when I showed up. Everytime she tried to pull up my profile to talk about the appointment she’d devolve into hearty chuckling while apologizing continually for laughing at my expense.

And for anyone wondering she was able to ease a considerable amount of the pain. Even while occasionally breaking out into bouts of barely suppressed giggling.

[toastbutteregg]

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

fuck i just had the best idea

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“babe stand in front of the printer i made something for you! 💖”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[joshanddrake]

[apollogise]

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

[shannonrart]

Ok the reason this is one of the best scenes I have ever seen in a movie is because they immediately establish Colette’s tough personality as traits of a boss NOT a bitch. Unlike far too many films (children’s and adults), this lead female doesn’t try to make herself stand out by saying something that undermines other women like “I’m not like most women who spend half the day worrying what they look like” or “I don’t sit around playing with makeup and dolls”. I am so sick of seeing female characters that are written as being proud of being strong, brave, or courageous despite them being a woman. AS IF BEING A WOMAN IS A HANDICAP AND THEY BEAT THE ODDS. Colette straight out calls the patriarchy and establishes the system between her and her subordinate. At the end she isn’t portrayed as bitchy, but as a leader, and Linguine is impressed, not put off. If a man is tough and takes no bullshit, he is admired and considered a strong leader and boss. If a woman does the same she is considered out of line, bossy, and bitchy.

Here, Colette is an immediate leader, and does not try and undermine herself or other women in order to prove that she is charge.

Colette is seen as the boss, not seen as bossy.

[profeminist]

[twitterlols]

im having a stroke 

[himbolukeskywalker]

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

[andhumanslovedstories]

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

[himbolukeskywalker]

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

[yermemeblog]

A B S O L U T E U N I T

[avengersonna]

Free him