carpe 🍑 natem

🇲🇽 🇨🇺 33 • infp • libra

[awhsheet]

anyone still on here 👀

[alwaysagem]

[generally]

im fuckin dying 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonesplashy]

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

[frogdilf-archive]

we rlly went from 20gayteen to 20biteen to 20quarantine

[axmxz]

fun fact: the word quarantine comes from quarantena, meaning “forty days”, used in 14th-15th-century Venetian language (the period that all ships were required to be isolated before passengers and crew could go ashore during the Black Death plague)

so 2020, or 20 + 20 = quarantine

[wheres-lostboy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[justabirdy]

You will succeed. It is inevitable.

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everkings]

[theelovelyyboness]

That’s IF & very big IF they actually even give benefits lol cus most jobs just say fuck you here’s $200 every 2 weeks have fun with that

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[guerrillatech]

[thedragoon-deactivated20200430]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[annushorribilis]

[songsofwaterandnight]

“It was not my intent to clean a shelf that was not going to be refilled. That’s not who I am.” But that’s exactly who he is. He regrets it now because of the repercussions but this man really was trying to capitalize on people’s health concerns. He really tried to, and did, make it harder for people to get essential hygiene products during a national emergency. This man put people in danger to make a quick buck. This was evil. They really shouldn’t have brought his wife and kids into it but him? Fuck him.

[fieldbears]

Saying he donated the hoard is a complete misrepresentation. First of all, what Matt Colvin had done and was doing was illegal. The KY AG opened an investigation for illegal price gouging.

Matt wouldn’t answer the AG”s calls, so the AG located the storage unit where he had been keeping it all. It was at this point that the AG ‘facilitated the donation’.

It is very clear that Matt Colvin was not intending to cooperate with the AG until he had no other choice (and likely faced arrest).

Everyone:  Price gouging limited supplies during a state of emergency is illegal. That includes individuals and businesses. If someone is charging 10x the normal cost of hand sanitizer, soap, toilet paper, anything that’s currently hard to find: you can report that to your state attorney general’s offices.

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

#this kid hides lemurs in his shirt and holds secret dance parties for people hes known for two days#the fire lord lost to that kid?? hes over there dancing?? hes making it snow so he can play in it#and youre telling me#that this kid defeated the guy controlling the most threating nation in the world#aang#atla (very good tags via @te-aangs)

tbh i’m obsessed with the idea that the fire nation has, like, wild levels of propaganda about the avatar: that the avatar spirit is some kind of face-stealer that occupies the body of a new host every generation, that he’s not really human, that he’s some kind of *Air Nation* war weapon (lmao).

and then people actually meet aang and he unilaterally declares friendship and immediately starts asking if people want to see his cool fidget spinner trick or how many fire flakes he can eat before he throws up and all the fire nation nobles collectively lose their fucking minds.

[elkian]

#god the worldview adjustment here has gotta be fucking HYSTERICAL #‘this bitch? this bitch defeated the firelord??’ #‘HE’S CRYING BECAUSE HE STEPPED ON A WORM’

[bundibird]

Our Aloe Vera plant got pruned, so guess what that means!!!!!

IT'S ALOE VERA JUICE TIME

[bundibird]

Step one: get the spikes off.

This is a pile of ooh, ahh:

And this is a pile of caution:

[bundibird]

Uhhhhhhhhhh ok so never mind, I am not making aleo vera juice after all.

Because, uh. This is the first time I've made it??? So I was like "oh I'll just Google it and see if I have to cut the dark green bit off or if I can just chuck the whole thing through the machine," and. Thank goodness I checked. Cause a) yeah you do have to cut the dark green bit off, cause it's HECKING TOXIC, but uh. More importantly??

Turns out there's two primary sub species of aloe. One is greenish-grey and has no spots and is good for digestive health.

And the other has pale spots on it and is fantastic for treating sunburn and is, uh. Very toxic and shouldn't be eaten.

That.... uh. That was a close call.

[bundibird]

Here's the two types, for anyone interested. The kind I have is the one on the left. Aka, the non-edible one.

[bundibird]

Me, had I drunk my homemade toxic cactus-juice:

[chemicalmagecraft]

Delectable tea, or deadly poison...

[bundibird]

@chemicalmagecraft I need you to know that I nearly broke a rib laughing at your addition. Also, your input deserved a fully fledged meme