Shine the Light on Whatever's Worse

Kitty Wilde || 16 || sophomore The name is as stated above, Kitty Wilde. You can call me Kitty, you can call me Wilde, but you cannot call me anything that isn't the two. If I even hear the word "Katrina" come out of your mouths..... well... there's another thing coming for you. Stay out of my way. That's the best advice I can give you. Unless I speak to you, do NOT utter a word to me. In fact, don't even look in my direction unless you're willing to deal with the consequences.

[sharpharp-blog1]

Good, ‘cause I was going crazy. You know how I get when I can’t bitch about something with you. Makes me all angsty. Ew, gross, what the fuck. How fast was the car going? ‘Cause a few scrapes and bruises might have been a good trade-off. 

[awildething-blog]

God, do I. Sometimes I’m surprised all that pent of bitching doesn’t burst like an over filled dam while I’m away. Right? Like, out of nowhere. All of a sudden I’m a blip on their map, like please. We were on a parkway, so a good 55 - 65 MPH. That probably would have been hella badass, a great story to tell, and pissed the parents off. Too bad I didn’t take the opportunity.

[bigbadartie-blog]

You missed my skate competition. I cried. Jsyk.

[awildething-blog]

Hold on, wait a second. I missed getting to watch you cry? Jesus, I miss everything good... Kidding, love you... how’d that go down? 

[sharpharp-blog1]

Bump that up to 75% and I’ll forgive you for abandoning me. Obviously cause I missed your gorgeous face, didn’t think I’d have to clarify. Plus I swear people get more annoying when you aren’t here to roll your eyes with me. What’d you do with the rents anyway?

[awildething-blog]

Easily can do that, maybe even up to 100% better. True, I mean who wouldn’t while going a week with out me? Well, now I’m back and my eye rolling will continue as it was before it was rudely interrupted. They had a business meeting out of state and decided making it a family trip would be good “bonding” time. An hour into the drive, and I was ready to open the car door and duck and roll out of it. 

[princess-sugar-motta-deactivate]

Well, well, well. Thought it was kinda quiet around here! I’d say I missed you but… I’m sure you already know how I feel about you.

[awildething-blog]

Hope you didn’t get used it, cause I’m back and ready to make my regular noise. I know exactly how you feel sweet stuff, you missed me and my beautiful face almost as much as Dani dearest did; I mean who wouldn’t?

[sharpharp-blog1]

Hallelujah, God is real. I honestly don’t know how I managed to get through the week without ya. Is it selfish to be kinda glad you had a horrible time too? Because I had a horrible time.

[awildething-blog]

Honestly, back at you. If I were able to drag you along it would have made the week at least 50% more bearable. And only a little selfish, but that’s okay because back at you. Why’d you have such a horrible time babe? Cause you missed my gorgeous face or did something happen while I was away?

[awildething-blog]

I have returned from my absence. Aka, back from a week of hell with my parents. God, I wish i was able to duck out of dealing with them but they didn’t leave me enough time. Please tell me I didn’t miss anything interesting? There weren’t anymore of sweet stuff’s parties, or any other fun shit to explode while I was gone right? I promise never to pull a Houdini again.

[evaslytherbini-blog]

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m so glad the weekend is over. If I had to listen to my dad go on about how great Marco Rubio would be as the next President if he weren’t ‘a Cuban’ for one more day, I might actually have resorted to murder. 

[awildething-blog]

Yikes, politics. Never a fun topic to start getting into. But is that really worse than having to listen to our history teachers yabber on about news that isn’t even relevant? Just need to find a new way to keep the man tuned out.

[blccdsplatter]

They sound like shit because that’s the best they can do. I know what style is, trashbag, hence my observation of you having none. I’ll stop stereotyping when you stop confirming to me that you’re nothing more than the stereotypical emo girl, who think she can hide her daddy issues behind raccoon makeup and ugly clothes.

[awildething-blog]

I’m sorry, when did you become the towns newest music critic? The bands are good for what they do, and they do a hell of a lot more than what plays on the top worst 40. Yea yea, do you really think I give a shit about what your opinion over my appearance is? I’m comfortable in my “raccoon makeup and ugly clothes”. You’re arguing with me over bullshit, you realize that? None of it matters. Not your fucking opinions, not your dumb ass insults, and certainly not you. So take your cheap ass bazooka bubble gum comments and shove them up your cartoon loving ass. I’m about 5 seconds away from doing it myself, but that’s also not worth my time.

[awildething-blog]

Text || Kartie

Artie: Rude as fuck yo. You're supposed to be my main backup babe.

Artie: Ha! 'Mom gossip' like you're a mom. She's good. Still being mom. Working too much, staying busy, smacking me in the head. the usual. She mentioned you the other day. Pretty sure she's more heartbroken about our breakup than we are. It's been months mom!

Kitty: Awww hun, you know I always am. That's not gonna stop me from chuckling a bit when you do something stupid though. Then again.. I guess we all do dumb ass shit.

Kitty: Duh, of course? Mom gossip is hella more interesting than the shit crawling around McKinley. Good, I hope she gave you a nice thwack over the cake thing. I'll make sure to make it up to her when I come to see her.

[willowsantos]

I regret not going to Sugar’s party

But you can’t help it when you’re unwell and you don’t look so hot. Though i’m sure you all looked amazing. Still, I saved a lot of money in the process which I can now spend on clothes.

[awildething-blog]

You never look very hot, Hummel. So, never stop that from letting you go out and have some fun. Otherwise you might just never leave your house. Saved money? Why would you need money for going to one of sweet stuff’s parties? And either way, you make it back and then some in the long run. 

[awildething-blog]

Text Message || Sugitty

Sugar: I'll do my best. Oh, good, I'm glad! I do aim to please ;)

Sugar: Nah, just some candy. I gave away most of my tickets.

Kitty: Gave away most of your tickets? Very generous of you, princess.

[awildething-blog]

Text || Kartie

Artie: I just think you're a hater Kit. I'm pretty sure Britt is a genius. She laughed on Facetime for fifteen minutes while I was groaning in misery.

Artie: And theres some left. I couldnt do it. You know you're welcome to have some. Mom loves you.

Kitty: Haters are gonna hate, right? Not hard to make the girl laugh, Artie. I don't blame her though, I'd laugh at your sorry ass too.

Kitty: Aww, of course she does. I need to stop by soon to see her. Catch up on the latest mom gossip... how is she?

[awildething-blog]

Text Message || Sugitty

Sugar: Just generally. Meanwhile, I forgot to ask you if you won anything good last night!

Kitty: Ahh alright, well.. just try to think of one soon. I don't like owing people things. And I did, yea. Snagged myself a new phone that was behind the counter. You had some wicked prizes man.

Kitty: I'd ask if you won anything yourself, but you owned it all... unless you did actually trade tickets in for things?

[awildething-blog]

Text Message || Sugitty

Sugar: We'll see. I may need an actual favor instead. That's just not what I meant.

Kitty: Actual favor? Like, do you already have something specific in mind? Or were you just speaking in general?

[awildething-blog]

Text || Kartie

Artie: Mom made this awesome ass cake. Britt dared me to eat the entire thing in an hour. I'm currently thinking about calling 911. Why do I make bad choices?

Kitty: Your first mistake was doing anything Britt said to. Dare or not... should be a clue that it's not the brightest idea. Secondly, that's probably karma for not sharing/saving some of that cake for me. Just saying.

[awildething-blog]

Text Message || Sugitty

Sugar: You're right about that! ...what?! No! I mean... no. I just had hostessing duties to attend to!

Kitty: I figured as much, ha. Let me know when, if it's actually something you want to do. Calm down, I was just playing. Though you don't seem too sure there. I mean, to each their own right? Do what you want in life.

[awildething-blog]

Text || Kartie

Artie: KitKat what are you into tonight?

Kitty: I managed to make my way to the side of YouTube where people put random things in their microwaves just to see what happens.

Kitty: What about you, Abrams?