Mormon Modesty is Bullshit
The rules for Mormon dress are the following, from the pamphlet For the Strength of Youth:Â
Through your dress and appearance, you can show that you know how precious your body is. You can show that you are a disciple of Jesus Christ and that you love Him.
That blouse tells me you hate Jesus!
Immodest clothing is any clothing that is tight, sheer, or revealing in any other manner. Young women should avoid short shorts and short skirts, shirts that do not cover the stomach, and clothing that does not cover the shoulders or is low-cut in the front or the back.
Hey, at least I can see that face! Oh, crap still getting boners!
Young men should also maintain modesty in their appearance. Young men and young women should be neat and clean and avoid being extreme or inappropriately casual in clothing, hairstyle, and behavior. They should choose appropriately modest apparel when participating in sports.Â
UmâŠ
I can almost see that guyâs balls. Well, good to see the Lordâs school is upholding the Lordâs standards of dress.
The fashions of the world will change, but the Lordâs standards will not change.
Yeah, Mormons totally have that Jesus look. Itâs cool Mormons wear robes and grow hair like hippies. Wait, thatâs not what Mormons look like at all. Probably the guy on the right in the above picture is much closer to the Mormon Jesusâ own standards today. You canât even have a beard at Brigham Young University. Who, by the way, looks like this:
Do not disfigure yourself with tattoos or body piercings.Â
What about the people who are born disfigured? Why did the Lord damage their bodies which are sacred temples of the Lord? What about physical altering accidents, war wounds, etc.? Are they ugly or in sin? Are tattoos evil because they are too exciting? I think the key to Mormon immodesty is to dress as boring as possible.Â
Young women, if you desire to have your ears pierced, wear only one pair of earrings.
Yes! This makes sense. Wait, it goes against the sentence right before this one. Men canât have piercings, women can have one pair of piercings only in the ears. Got it! The Lord really isnât a fan of piercings and revealing clothing, I guess. I wonder why? Maybe this:
No. That cannot be the reason. The real reason is this- guys will get too many boners.Â
âThat priesthood can be conferred on a man, this is true, they can be given authority but they cannot have power unless they are pure. So itâs very important for us to continue to talk standards, to teach them, and to encourage them, young men and young women, to be guardians of virtue, their own virtue and others because there are so many who say âIt is not a young womenâs problem if a boy is doing something wrong. If she is immodest, itâs not her problem if the boy does something wrong.â Well it is! We have to take responsibility for one another, we have to help one another.ââElaine S. Dalton, 2013 Young Women Leadership Training
Women, if youâre giving men boners, itâs totally on you!
Your dress and appearance now will help you prepare for the time when you will go to the temple to make sacred covenants with God. Ask yourself, âWould I feel comfortable with my appearance if I were in the Lordâs presence?â Â
My clothes will help me get to heaven? Iâm glad the Lordâs standards never change. On that note hereâs a spiritual thought- âFor man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart.â - 1 Samuel 16:7
Here we go. Now this is Mormon modesty. Â
Hey wait, thatâs the those weirdos from the break off sect of mainstream Mormonism. Mormons hate that people associate these fundamental Mormons with their Mormonism. The reaction to being related or mistaken for them is âYuck! Very offensive.â This next picture clarifies the appropriate modesty values:
There, thatâs better. That little girlâs exposed shoulders was TOO SEXUAL? Fuck you Mormonism. Even if not followed in person, the picture has to, at least, uphold the standards through the wonderful advancements in Photoshop sorcery, apparently. This is used for their teaching study guides seen here.
And letâs not forget about the time the Utah high school brought down the powers of heaven to fight the evil immodest clothing of the kids fashion in their yearbook pictures-
Itâs extremely offensive to impose these perverse values on the kids. Especially ironic is this girlâs scenario as explained from an article in the Salt Lake Tribune-
The tattoo is a simple line of script Baum chose â after consulting the school dress code â to remind her of her journey out of difficult times during her childhood.It reads, âI am enough the way I am.â
âMy tattoo was a huge thing in my life,â Baum said, choking back tears. âIâve come a long ways. My tattoo means a lot. It reminds me I am enough. For them to cover that up? They should inform me first. They never said anything to me.â - Students say altered yearbook photos meant to shame them
In summary, Mormon modesty is bullshit.Â