awkwardinnocent

36. demisexual. chronic illness. fandoms including 9-1-1, bucktommy, Game Changers, Teen Wolf, and Supernatural. NSFW sometimes. lots of gayness and shipping. chubby love. feminism.

[awkwardinnocent]

Lol I'm pretty sure my anti depressant was making my migraines worse. Because on the two weeks I was on a half dose, I only had a couple of headaches and just got my first migraine in that time. (Weather related)

[2ear-tr9p]

Dean Winchester was Castiels forbidden fruit

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie as Lance Kingston | Criminal Minds: Evolution

↳ 19.09 "Badder Blood"

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[shnehollander]

rewatching lost and making it everyones problem ↪ and they were soulmates... (5x08)

[i-fear-gritty]

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bigassbowlingballhead]

[francoisarnaudsource]

François Arnaud | Under Armour | 2026

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | GQ | 12/24/25

No gatekeeping here! ❌ You asked for #ConnorStorrie’s glute routine, and he’s here to deliver an in-depth, no-nonsense, step-by-step workout, just for you. 🍑

[awkwardinnocent]

so the movie for movie night with friends tonight was Into the Wild. and oh man. it just reminds me that people will literally do anything but go to therapy. i get that it was the 90s. but still.

[awkwardinnocent]

i'm like 2 days off my anti depressant and i'm already able to cry at the drop of a hat again. so that's... interesting.

[birdonahotdog]

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate

[funny-tik-toks]

[wafflebloggies]

I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO UNMUTE,

[superbbirdofparadise]

Joke as old as time,

Song as old as rhyme,

Raving Maurice

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[willgrahamscock]

okay but do the 10 thousand of you who relate to this have any advice on how to stop maladaptive daydreaming instead of writing

[memyselfandi13531]

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

[raincitygirl76]

Shane has always been so polite, it feels to other teams like he’s had a personality transplant once he joins Ottawa. In fact, he’s just finally letting his inner snarky bitch run free. Everybody in the league except Hayden, JJ and Ilya are dumbfounded when it turns out nice, polite Shane Hollander has a bitchy side. They always knew about it.

And really, what can this random d-man from another team do to Shane? He’s heard all the homophobic chirps before. He’s been outed. The commissioner has threatened to take hockey away from him. He’s been run out of his old team on a rail. Some sponsors have probably dropped him because suddenly he’s “controversial.”

Total strangers on Twitter who used to worship Shane are sending him death threats. People he’s known for a decade (people he used to consider his friends) assume he threw games for Ilya. People whose weddings and birthday parties he attended didn’t show up for his wedding, have turned on him, are actively bad-mouthing him in the press.

The polite golden boy persona always seemed like protective camouflage. But when the chips were down, it did nothing to protect him. Shane may as well say what he really thinks from now on. That random defenceman won’t know what hit him.