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create your own monsters
knights of discerning taste (these are stickers!!!!!)
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
ryland grace is aroace. however he is also stratt’s dead wife, rocky’s red string of fate written-in-the-stars soulmate, & intensely violently homosexual for mark “simon iron lung” iplier. all things are true & all things can coexist. peace & love on planet erid
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again
what if I watched project hail mary again and again and again and again
bold words for a man who has been killing people for eleven episodes straight
Merlin BBC Merlin they could never make me form a solid opinion about you !!! World’s bravest coward. The most loyal traitor. The most honest liar. The gentlest murderer. Destroys everything trying to avoid destruction. What a guy !!!!!!!
so i’ve been reading the book.
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
Rocky fix
idk what this is
this scene is an actual nightmare scenario like. imagine you are sleep deprived and sweaty and delirious and you threw up like 2 minutes ago and then you have to do a presentation to some of the smartest and most important people in the world.
and one of them is the guy that you called a waste of carbon at a conference in denmark before you got kicked out of your field
i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it
"grace didn't love the earth as much as stratt loved the earth" <- sentences that would make eva stratt fucking kill you
The Martian of course was part of the small but notable genre of movies 'people expend huge amounts of effort to rescue Matt Damon'. In Project Hail Mary we see a foundational entry in the inverse genre 'people expend huge amounts of effort to send Ryan Gosling away forever'. Excited to see where we send Ryan Gosling next.