I Go By Levi

Much to blog about nothing Levi’s my middle name | 21 | PreMed Public Health Major @ The University of Alabama | Certified Soft Bitch | 🏳️‍🌈

[awkwardravenclaw]

Haven’t been on here in a minute and I’m honestly living for the updated look of the app

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[theshitneyspears]

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

[pure-leafs-deactivated20190914]

[kaijuno]

‪Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. ‬

[dickgayson-deactivated20191002]

[crimsonclutch]

i aint got no fucking flagged posts on this blog

mmy picture was my face

why am i treated like this

i am the ann frank of my generation

this is unfair

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[thetrippytrip]

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

[waaisted-daasiiess]

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

[gordacrybaby-deactivated2017090]

QUE SON ESOS

[bcpk-deactivated20210131]

That better be “what are those” in Spanish.

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[collegiate-partisan]

[serjaimelannisters-deactivated2]

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

Me: h-

Person with foreskin:

[homofied]

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

[hopesterling]

This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

Pretty much

[slavery]

Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god

[pr1nceshawn]

[mirandaadria]

[hello-pet-deactivated20130113]

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

[emmettshearer-deactivated201707]

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

[c-bassmeow]

[awkwardravenclaw]

I had a knock off tomagotchi once and it got pregnant and I was scared I’d get in trouble for it so I went and buried it in the front yard