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Monterey Bay Aquarium

if i look back, i am lost
Mike Driver
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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will byers stan first human second

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
$LAYYYTER
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.

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@awkwardravenclaw
Haven’t been on here in a minute and I’m honestly living for the updated look of the app
I’m right and I should say it
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
Kill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay.
i aint got no fucking flagged posts on this blog
mmy picture was my face
why am i treated like this
i am the ann frank of my generation
this is unfair
do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world
do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post
bold of you to presume I can die
Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.
god was kinkshaming satan
God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business
She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”
I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,
If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean
BLOW THIS SHIT UP
QUE SON ESOS
That better be “what are those” in Spanish.
Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!
He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.
They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.
y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux
the black men: i beg u excuse me
Me: h-
Person with foreskin:
Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!
This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.
Pretty much
Y’all will lyft to to your next dick appointment but won’t lyft your hands up in glory to god
“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart
this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT
I had a knock off tomagotchi once and it got pregnant and I was scared I’d get in trouble for it so I went and buried it in the front yard