don't kill my vibe @awkwardseducing - Tumblr Blog

Being a girl is hard. Walking normally not sure if you’re hungry or horny. Suddenly major panic Like ‘Holy shit!! I got my period in school!!’ Then BAM panic attack AND you go check and its just like Oh I’m just wet…. Happens all the time

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MY BABE

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so a while back this lil sleazeball kept demanding that i send him pics of my pussy, even though i wasn’t on board with the idea. instead of taking it to the principal, i got my twin bro to tuck in his dick to make it look like pussy lips and sent a pic of that to him. he still tells me that that’s his fave pic to cum to. i’m not sure if i want to tell him the truth.

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It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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my parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly

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I’m 33

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it’s the year 2081. facebook is now on a chip you implant into your hand that allows you to type your status in midair. twitter can be controlled with thoughts. tumblr still has the same damn video player.

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and the BBC finally announced that Sherlock series 4 will premiere January 1st 2082

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Madagascar 273 is out. They still haven’t found New York.

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Yeah, sounds about right.

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the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze