Awkward Shard Photos

Shard's a pretty cool robot, but DAMN can he be awkward!

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After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, Then After you’ve scrubbed all the floors in Gamelon, then after you’ve scrubbed all of me. Then After you’ve rubbed oil on MY peᵉᶰᶦˢ Then you can rub my dick Then you can ᴇᴀᴛ shiᵖ Then you can take my boy to DINNER. Then after you’ve strived for this peace Then you can SEND LINK for pea-tza, Then you can SAVE ME! FOUR peace -es of pea-tza, then you can Protect Zelda’s boobies. Then after you’ve Schm̷anaferolferellodmerschuietra Then you can help me pee in the morning. Then after you Go! oN a DIE!!! ᵘʰHIT Then you can - Then you can - Hmmmm. Help. Then you can ᴇᴀᴛ this Octorock! cOck! Then you can go fUck! yourself Then you can do the duck walk! Then you can bᴇᴀᴛ off! and cum onto Ganon’s beautiful face! Then after you’ve PLEASE…..d all the plumbers in The Mushroom Kingdom! then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!

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overwatch patch notes jan 22 2017

- made hanzo’s model 700% larger while hitbox stayed the same size

           - we felt as though hanzo needed to be seen more in the competitive scene, so we made him larger and harder to hit!

- ana’s rate of fire has been increased by 400%

          - many people complained about lack of adequate healing, so we hope this change will supplement that. the magazine size is still the same, good luck.

- changed mccrees ultimate. now, when activated, mccree will fire bursts of laserbeams from his eyes. anyone unlucky enough to be caught in his sight will be sent to the nether realm where they are subjected to endless spaghetti westerns.

          - mccrees ultimate was arguably one of the most useless ultimates in the game, and we’ve taken notice. our design team also wanted the name “deadeye” to be literal. 

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I just discovered this blog recently, and I really love it. I love how real it seems and all the work and emotion out into it. It's also hilarious. Shard is my favorite robot ever, and reading and listening to all he things on here really made me happy. Where'd you go? I'd really love to hear from awkward Shard again. He's awesome.

Aw, wow, that really means a lot. Thanks, anon. It’s kinda hard to process this.

Honestly, I’m sorry but the community this was part of is dead, sadly. Interest just dried up, you know? Not a lot of new Shard content in the comics so not a lot to fuel it either. Especially considering legally he doesn’t exist anymore. My own interest in Sonic in general has just waned. I’m glad you enjoyed the readthrough, but I’m afraid it’s over. Sorry.

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have you ever had a battle against sonic.exe? How old is sonic.exe

I don’t know what that is!

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why do you have a lilly pad on your head? Which are your favorite christmas carols

It was one time dude, for stealth purposes. As for Christmas Carols, I’m a classics kinda guy, We Three Kings and all that.

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Do you track santa on Christmas eve? Do you watch the tv Show America's Funniest Videos?

Nope, and nope, sorry.

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How old are you Shard? Are you and Knuckles the echidna good friends?

Dunno, and no.

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DO you like kicking a soccer ball around with your friends

No, not really.

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Do you get mosquitos and horse flies in Mobius and new mobotropolis during the summer?

Uh, yep. Doesn’t bother me most of the time, what with being a robot and all.

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Is the gold on your body is it real or is it fake?

What, dude? Gold armour would be an awful idea. It’s paint.

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Are you interested into gems at all?

Well, my “mind” is encoded inside one, so yeah I guess! They’re honestly pretty cool looking. They come in all sorts of shapes and colours, they can be shiny.. They’re nice. 

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DO you let out a belch after a good feeding of oil?

What? No, that’s disgusting.

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Have you EVER MET MANIC THE HEDGEHOG?

Yeesh, don’t be so loud. No, I don’t know who that is.

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What happens if you shove LARRY LYNX in your arm canon and fire him at an un expecting bee hive?

What, with his abilities? My cannon would probably backfire, causing an explosion that hurts us both, and then the bees would attack. 

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DO you brush your teeth in the morning

Not too often. if I’ve had a large amount of oil then yes.

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How Many years have you known Sonic the Hedgehog?

Not many. Spent most of that time trying to kill him, too.