If music be the food of love, play on

[unamusedsloth]

“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.

[chessys]

the worst is when a movie is about space and it turns into an existentialist look  humanity rather than aliens u dont need to leave this dirt orb to examine ur relationship w ur daughter show me some tentacles

[dailydcheroes]

Top Ten DCEU Characters (as voted by our followers):   #4 Harley Quinn 

Before she ran off and joined the circus, she was known as Dr. Harleen Quinzel. A psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. She was assigned to the clown himself. She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love. Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong. They became the king and queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the queen. And that was just the beginning.

[squided]

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I’m going to die

[amelsewhere]

Holy fucking shit

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

Grey: *sends a string of mesages about his relationship*

Blue: *tells him about his bf in two (2) messages*

Grey: um ok dude no need to be so in my face

[glumshoe]

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

[glumshoe]

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

[succinctlysevered-deactivated20]

what about the last person. what do they get.

[glumshoe]

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

[glumshoe]

also, their credit cards

[madeline-kahn]

Congratulations to The Shape of Winner on winning 4 Academy Awards!

[kieraknightley]

[soundsofmyuniverse]

[whatelsecanwedonow]

You don’t just save people, you make them see their better selves.

[weilingzhang-deactivated2024010]

[loveofromance]

Cause you are the one I was meant to find.

[aggressive-pepsi]

“Its all in your head”

yes exactly that is where the mental illness goblin lives, chanting and making blood sacrifices, thank you for recognizing its geographic location

[plsdonttakemyadvice]

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

[polysymphonic]

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

[mockwa]

дракончик

[iron-sunrise]

I envy soft glassblowers. If Flameworkers want to do this we need a lathe or hand tools that havent been in production since 2003 and thus have to be made custom. >.< *shakes punty at them*

[bishopmyles313]

Bruh what

[lady-arryn]

disney + my favourite villains (requested by @aroundthecoffeepot)

[middleagedwomen-curves]

And this is how religious people should react when someone comes out to them

[mrchandlerbings]