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outofcontextspiderman

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dailycomicsspiderman

Peter Parker and MJ Watson share their first kiss

Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 1 #143

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orangei-sindy

The Spectacular Spider-Man #200 / Amazing Spider-Man (Vol. 5) #74

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cats-cant-draw

Shirts i have absolute confidence Ryland Grace owns:

#pbp #tshirts #he'd def wear all of these

terraswallows

I was confused you see.

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dogpuppy

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theshitpostcalligrapher

Request #1: “Spiders are all head and ass”

headass......

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complexkomainu

if u ever think "whats the worst thst could happen" the answer is alot

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greelin

wdym i have to keep going

thickness-protection-program

mug idea for hominins who love metabolising toxic compounds that kill most other animals

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yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

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sparrowposting

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

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traincat

Your tags for this post are cracking me up “to be fair he did canonically eat her out afterward —-“

A man who eats!⭐️

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/traincat/817521618247172096/traincat-does-peter-actually-do-a-pepe-le-pew

"Now, "monsieur," what was that about... dessert?" (Amazing Spider-Man #298)

There was that whole debacle about whether Batman goes down, but we don't have to ask that question with Spider-Man. We know he does. He's enthusiastically said it on page. It's really funny because there are characters where you can go their entire history without knowing that much about their sex lives, and then there's Peter Parker.

The Venus butterfly mentioned here, which like, credit to Michelinie for getting this one into the pages, honestly, is an oral sex technique. Michelinie was probably inspired by an episode of LA Law that mentioned (though never described) this technique. The writer of that episode claims she made it up, but the Venus butterfly later appeared in the 1988 book The One Hour Orgasm, and had been mentioned previously in the 1969 book The Sensuous Woman. So, like. Good for Mary Jane.