People often talk about advantages sleeping with a Yautja, I want to mention the disadvantages-
1. Their mouths don’t close all the way, the means they’ll be terribly loud mouth breathers and/or snorers.
2. Most human beds won’t accommodate their larger size, so they’ll either take up a huge portion of the bed. Plus they probably wouldn’t like the idea of blankets and having something restricting them so every time you make your bed, you’ll find them removed within the hour.
3. Dead things. Finish mopping the floor? Here comes your alien man or woman dragging a fresh kill in with their dirty feet.
4. If anyone even dares to talk to you, they’re getting growled at and/or threatened. It’s hard to make new friends when your mate is constantly scaring them away.
Despite all these- I would still want a Yautja mate ;;
In the case of having a Yautja mate, I wouldn’t need a bed. 😅😅😅
