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i wonder what kind of reviews the monsters would leave on the pussy portal afterwards? if it was me, i'd need verbal proof that they enjoyed themselves hehehe
I had another anon ask about communication between portals so I'll answer that too -
So glad you asked! If you need assurance of what a valued portal partner you are, you can always become a pocket pussy tier partner and pair that with our premium membership benefits to unlock a more personal relationship with your portal owner, including direct messages, calls and facetime privileges. Please be sure to remind your customer that all premium pocket pussy privileges will be revoked If they fail to pay their subscription!
The breeding programme also allows for communication, so your customer can assist you with any questions or concerns you may have.
Of course, you can always enable reviews on your profile for some extra motivation if you'd like. This is also where clients can leave tips if they so wish. (Please note that no personal information including names or contact information can be given out in said reviews. This is against our terms of service agreement)
See reviews and comments left on your profile ↓
GrimeSlime26: Cozy. Had a good night's sleep and then a good breakfast too.
Goblindicks: Real trooper this one. Passed em around the whole horde and still got me a second round!! User tipped ©15
Tuskianhunk: thought my dick was gonna break with how hard she was squeezing me. Now I want that all to myself.
Tentaking67: Please be the mother of my brood. I eagerly await your response, my love. User tipped ©200
yknow ever since people realized tumblr isnt dead and have decided to flock here from twitter and tiktok ive seen a huge influx of people in fandom spaces who dont reblog anything. at all.
like, i used to have an art blog with 340 followers. not a ton but not a small amount either given how this website works with creators. and in my experience back then even the ones who only left likes still reblogged other things or at least posted their own stuff. literally the only empty blogs were clearly bots.
but on this New art blog, i've had so many people with fandom-specific headers and icons with actual usernames as urls and some kind of title or description, but have. Nothing. no posts. all they do is like things. and it's always public, too. their following list and their likes list.
and honestly all it makes me think is that these people are New and also don't know how tumblr works. how likes don't give exposure. not even in a "oh, i know it doesn't give exposure, but i'm still going to reblog anyways" way, but in a genuine honest to god straight up doesn't realize tumblr likes don't work like twitter's.
PLEASE please if you're from tiktok or twitter or whatever please reblog people's art both fandom and original if you like it!! and maybe actually pad out your blog's content in some way so people won't potentially see you as a bot and block you.
REBLOG ARTIST'S WORK. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THEY GET ANY ATTENTION ON THIS WEBSITE OH MY GOD. PLEASE. I BEG of you
anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
Info that might be interesting for some of y'all: Got an ao3 profile under construction. Will be up within a week, hopefully sooner, but can't promise. Will pin when done.
Jinxed it, got the flu. Dangit.
Mount is a very good word. Makes it feel like the thing I'm fucking is just breeding stock
Info that might be interesting for some of y'all: Got an ao3 profile under construction. Will be up within a week, hopefully sooner, but can't promise. Will pin when done.
Slipping in and out of sleep as you're being fucked by a pack of werewolves excited to know what a human feels like. They rented you for the weekend, they're having some kind of meeting, some of them have never really met a human so you're there as a treat for the guests. You can take a break any time you want, but you don’t. You've never been fucked like this. Licked and knotted, filled and shared. You never want it to be over. They have ruined humans for you forever.
*Nervous hysterical laughter* well, as someone who used to work as a secratary/admin/PA/organizer I feel so exposed right now 😶😭😂
the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down
Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.
Have you ever read a really good fic then looked up the author's other works and lo and behold a treasure trove of fics that are exactly your kind of shit? Because god that is what euphoria feels like. I love you random fic writers i unexpectedly find
Ideas ideas...
Werewolf x sexworker!genderneutral reader, deepthroat
All he needs you to do is suck- surely that can’t be so difficult? Open your throat and let him in deeper, let him fuck your mouth. You’re a whore, and he pays you for gagging. So take it.
That said, there's a sadistic streak in him that likes to watch you struggle.
He has a thing for humans, this werewolf, fighting the moon. It’ll be full tomorrow, and then he'll be out, hunting. For you, he thinks, holding your head still in his hands as he begins to thrust, and you don’t tap out. Tomorrow he will hunt you down and convince you to take him again. You’re so submissive, he's sure he'll get his way. You’re a whore in more ways than one, he can tell. And who knows... maybe he'll keep you.
going to underground fighting rings not to place bets or to drown your sorrows in cheap booze and blood sport but because the werewolf who fights in the cage matches is so. fucking. hot. You're no better than a sad man in love with a stripper. but you come back every week, you sneak in after dark and stand in the jeering crowd looking up at the hulking monster and watch him fight. Sometimes you hope he'll look down and see you, most nights you're too embarrassed to show your face.
There's something about watching that werewolf tear into the other opponents that sets your blood on fire, the blood, the sweat, the way his lips curl back in a snarl when you're close enough to the cage you can hear him pant and growl, every punch he throws makes your knees weak. It's better than porn. you almost never make it through the entire match. Not when he's the one fighting at least. You watch the werewolf punch the other guy so hard he's lifted off the ground and your brain goes fuzzy picturing those big hands lifting you up by the hips, pinning you against the cold metal grate of the cage that surrounded the fighting ring, you picture him forcing your thighs apart with those scared hands of his and drop you down on his cock.
You push your way out of the crowd and to the dingy bathroom. You can't help it. You really can't. you lock yourself in one of the stalls and touch yourself, fingers quick and messy just trying to be quiet as you picture The fighter breaking your nose and licking up the blood. choking you with his big hands while he mounted you from behind on the dirty floor of the ring. One time you'd seen him bite another opponent and now the thought of him biting you like that, sinking those sharp teeth into the side of your neck or into your thigh was the only thing that could get you off. You thought about it now, feverishly touching yourself with one hand, the other covering your mouth, still, little whimpers of pleasure escape you.
You need to be more careful, more people are coming in and out of the bathroom, the fight must be over. someone's going to get pissed that you're taking so long soon. You're surprised when a half-hard cock pokes through the glory hole an inch in front of your face. You jump. In all your time masturbating in this shit-hole bathroom, you'd never noticed the hole in the side of the stall wall.
You stare at the cock for a second, hand still in between your legs. it's too big to be human, and the half-swollen knot throbbing at the base makes you think of your fighter, your werewolf.
"I know you're in there, i can fucking smell you, just like i can smell you getting horny in the crowd, fucking surprised you don't leave a puddle on the floor slut." he snarls and bangs on the side of the stall.
"Go on take what you want, suck this dirty cock you've been drooling over," You lean in and smell him, it's almost enough to make you cum right there. You should do what he wants, blow him like a good whore, but you are so so bad at denying yourself. Instead, you run your tongue over his balls, whimpering at the taste, you're drunk off of the musk of him, and the low groan he lets out is almost enough to make you cum right there. Eventually, though you move your mouth up, kissing and licking his shaft, and take the tip of the werewolf's cock into your mouth. He wastes no time thrusting into you, fucking your face. You let him, really it's the least you can do for the champion.
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Okay but like
Government that employs you to take care of the beasts in heat. Poor minotaur bulls who desperately need relief and fill your holes. Werewolfs with aching knots absolutely desperate to be inside you. Snarling gnolls bending you over a breeding bench to fuck you like a bitch.
In this fic I will---
Please write this book!!!! 😭
Also, jic, FBI hit me up!
Hm... But where to publish? 🤔