dat heartbeat

20 paramedic student Australia

[anubisofthemoon]

[squeeze-little-dogs]

ALLERGIES

[cbviously-deactivated20220815]

when u love her but all she want from u is some eggos

[rainekeiko]

#healthy

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[jupiter-math]

I FORGOT I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK A WHILE AGO COMPLETELY UNIRONICALLY OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING BA-SING-SE REPRESSED FREE SPEECH AND LITERALLY LIED TO ITS CITIZENS HOW DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD METAPHOR

[epickumquat42]

DONT FORGET THE ACTUAL BRAINWASHING

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Not to mention that the wall didn’t do jack shit because guess what? Azula still got in and took down the government, using the corrupt system to aid her, allowing the fire nation to take over the city. The wall didn’t protect them from that.

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

Originally posted by weegems

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[naamahdarling]

This really helped to make me less angry.

[dangerbooze]

It got better

[clown-names]

Ketamine the clown

[stupidityismyjobsecurity]

Is… is this a request? If so, which clown do I Ketamine? I mean, not that I’m hesitant; I’ll sedate the shit out of any clown.

[kcamp-homefry]

When the day shift walks in to the unit that is in utter disarray after a night from hell.

[drdessertfox]

Ah, yes. DIC. Where you’re throwing a clot and internally bleeding to death all at the same time. 

It’s basically your body saying: 

[intrainingdoc]

#bestgifuseofalltime

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[blackness-by-your-side]

💯

[whatshouldwecallparamedicine]

When a patient can't decide if they want to go to the ER or not

I’m like…

[half-great-adventures]

Trying to change gloves for those of us with sweaty hands

[whatshouldwecallemts]

When my trainee looks to me for help while a patient is faking a seizure. 

[fredopayne]

I thought this was funny.

[nubbsgalore]

the downside up

[montereybayaquarium]

Whoa this is stunning 🐋🐳

[snorlaxatives]

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it