Union Thug

I'm John. 31. ENTP, Wisconsinite, third-generation firefighter, paramedic. Proud Union member. Dating @tearlessbbshampoo.

[stupidityismyjobsecurity]

Shitposting and memes with the occasional medical field/firefighting related post. Usually posted in the middle of the night (US Central)

Tags I use often:

We out here harvesting dopamine

In case of lack of serotonin break glass

So there’s this cryptid

Union strong

I love this so much

<- So true bestie (denotes a tag copied from previous blog)

It me

The deep (posts related to night shift)

Paging monsieur guillotine

Sexual/nsfw posts are tagged with either

Seggsual

Nsfw

Or both

Original posts are usually tagged

Me

My posts

My face

Selfie

Stupidityismyjobsecurity

Or some combination of those.

Have fun, stay awhile, please send me asks/DMs/anons. I crave interaction, but hardly ever initiate because I don’t want to impose.

[dogpuppy]

[stupidityismyjobsecurity]

Doing the order of operations,

straight up mathin’ it.

And by it, I mean my PEMDAS

[an-ambient-girl]

WHY WAS IASKED THIS sjsnnebsb

[escuerzoresucitado]

Sunday

[stupidityismyjobsecurity]

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[pissvortex]

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[dummy-dot-exe]

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[threefates]

the urge to disappear into the forest and become local folklore

[theconcealedweapon]

[eesttm]

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- "It was genuinely fascinating that none of you saw that pen." - "It's amazing what the brain does."

Taskmaster S19E07

[sztupy]

[usearki]

GOOD NEWS!

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things