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Happy Valentines Day~! Send it to someone for whom you’d gladly cook an Earth Cow (extra crispy) <3

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

rainbowtalks

this is funny and awful at the same time

stranger-dustin

And for the moments the boys on set, with their silly crushes, became tiresome, Brown could turn to Winona Ryder. “I would just go to her like, ‘Ugh, the boys are getting on my nerves today!’ And she’d be like, ‘Got it — come sit.’ And we’d eat cheese.“

- Millie Bobby Brown for W Magazine (quote)

violetclowns

Rb if you wanna complain about men and eat cheese with Winona Ryder

mylittlewiredtransformers

dredsina

i always hesitate to go to youtube vids of classic rock because

wellbutrinboy

whom else here gay and craving physical affection can i get a yeehaw

footnotestoplato

thesylverlining

the amount of time i laughed at this/how inexplicably hilarious it is provides a perfect illustration of how the internet has destroyed my sense of humor

discipleofpuck

understanding a joke based on ancient philosophical discourse means that your sense of humor is pretty smart imo

awwwktopus-blog

I mean Diogenes' antics ain't really a secret lmao.

glumshoe

“Relaxed straight”? What about “anxious gay”?!

dayasan

This is the exact opposite to:

meanplastic

LMAOOOOO

theweekmagazine

Facebook and Google are free. They shouldn’t be.

Most everyone takes it for granted that Facebook, Google, Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram are free. But we all might be better off if we had to pay for these services.

justsomeantifas

Yall wanna see something cursed as fuck?

google and facebook: make multibillions off of selling their users data

the week magazine: okay heres a good idea… how about you.. google and facebook.. charge people… to let you make money off of them? isn’t capitalism great?

justsomeantifas

okay, but not only is this fucking bullshit as fuck, it’s ignorant as shit because it clearly doesn’t understand how facebook and google are making all of their money in the first place

people are so fucking ready to lick boots they don’t even stop to think how those boots got there.

revelation19

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10…

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else.

musiqchild007

revelation19

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

the-unreadable-jimanjikles

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180

😟😟

afrorevolution

😳😳😳😳😳

m00nba3

I’d definitely trust them to fight and tear Devils apart I mean look at them, you can’t fuck with that.

transformersoutofcontext

that’s nice

acidwaste

im wildrider and i wanna

bust a nut

guddram-deactivated20180109

the Smithsonian sucks because they wont let me chew on the dinosaur bones

betadunsparce

That’s because the ones they let you see aren’t real, they’re plaster molds and taste really bad. If you get a job there one of the benefits is they show you where the real bones are and let you gnaw on them.

alexandriaocasiocortez

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.