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《 she/they • 20 • uk • demi 》

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[valtsv]

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

[valtsv]

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

[valtsv]

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

[valtsv]

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

[bungerc0re]

[bungerc0re]

[goodomensonprime]

Dropping this here...

[neil-gaiman]

Crowley and Aziraphale and some bloke with a stick.

[sandersstudies]

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

[sandersstudies]

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

[coldgoldlazarus]

[talizoraa]

please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater

[echoingkarma]

To the ocean with you

[talizoraa]

NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM

[rylandsgrace]

Across The Spiderverse + Trivia

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[thevioletcaptain]

if i can just add–

[hungryjokerr]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the three wise men were so dumb what's a newborn baby gonna do against a frankenstein

[winedark-maverick]

first of all, everything i do is for my secret vampire lover who is going to sweep me away from this mundane existence and into a castle in the woods any day now, so jot that down

[princebuffovt]

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[mpekamitzii]

Quick artistic rendition

[elixir]

Black Snake, marble and limestone. William E. Nutt, 2002.

[bedlambanshee]

@slavicafire

[valtsv]

an oc doesnt have to be a person or even an animal. the only limit is your definition of "original character" and your imagination. some of my ocs are literally buildings.

[valtsv]

a sword can be a character with a name personality and backstory if you let it. you can even give it mental illness if you want.

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.