Oblivious Toast

Toast. 30s. she/they. almost constantly in the middle of an existential crisis. queer/ace. Bruce Campbell geek//married to Oliver Reed//Rik Mayall sad sack (never recovered from June 2014 tbh)//Musketeer idiot

[oblivioustoast]

aarrgghhghhgg

I've been using capcut on the pc because it's easy and straightforward for my needs

but it keeps jamming ai into the damn thing, making everything run so fucking slow

i thought i had found a solution by downloading an older version - but it keeps fucking auto updating despite how many tricks i have tried to stop it!!!! i'm so mad!!!! you are actively making ur program worse you fucks!!!

(i tried a different, open-source program but its ui was clunky and the text options were all ugly :( )

[kittycouch]

Make way!!!! More snailpoke

[toddycats]

another comic about friendship

the first one is here

[fission-mailure]

A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.

tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.

The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.

[phaeton-flier]

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[oblivioustoast]

my puppyyyy my puppyyyy i love my puypppyyyy doggggggg

[genderkoolaid]

as a lover of historical fiction and art about women and horny art and silly art i am so so into this premise. everyone can't stop being like "ohh his is dick made of wood too" it's magic dumbass. i am obsessed with how this sounds like an obscure medieval european folk tale. peter dinklage plays a basketmaker with the power to bring life to inanimate objects for an spinste's sexual pleasure. suspend your disbelief about his cock and have a little fun

[genderkoolaid]

and the leading lady is played by a woman whose gay man. perfect movie perhaps

[genderkoolaid]

for those who haven't seen the trailer.

[genderkoolaid]

#I assume his dick is ribbed for her pleasure and well-lacquered#like yes I assume the wicker guy who is ostentatiously 100% wicker everywhere we can see also has a wicker dick#I also assume a basket-making wizard who can make a whole-ass articulated dude out of wicker in one month#while *also* keeping up with his bill-paying day-job baskets#knows how to make a dick where none of the pokery is anywhere near the jiggery#sorry to everyone who's only seen shitty big-box store baskets that are made out of spite and neoliberalism#his dong is wicker and also perfectly fit for purpose#wicker? I hardly knew her! etc.

beautiful + true tags from @tyrannosaurus-trainwreck

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[makesoneteam]

i hate how much ai has taken the joy out of seeing something cool. you used to see something cool, like a really intricate drawing or a video of someone doing an insane skill or two animals doing something cute, and because there were no mental gymnastics involved in discerning whether or not it was 'real' you could sit there and have the joy of like, "wow! how did they do that! how cool is it that they made that! what a wonderful moment to have captured!" and now every time i see something remarkable i hate that i have to sit there and be like okay let me go frame by frame to make sure everything lines up. let me double check the page this comes from. let me scroll through the comments to make sure no one called out something i missed. like i want the joy of being able to trust someone else's creation back, please

[venusmilk]

Nephrosoupp

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[bitchfitch]

Ok, Have you in real life ever seen a bathroom that had its light switch Outside of the bathroom. Not like one of those fancy giant bathrooms where the toilet is in its own little room, but a normal sized bathroom where you could be in there doing your thing and someone Outside could just turn the light off on you?

This is so normal to me

Yeah but it's weird

Maybe? normal though.

Maybe? weird though.

No but I'm pro this being a thing

no and what the fuck why would that be a thing

Other

Button.

Remaining time: 10 hours 42 minutes

In Real life. not in a videogame or movie because I've Only seen it in videogames and a friend has spotted it in a movie.

[oblivioustoast]

[milf--adjacent]

I think it's important to remember that GLP-1s are quite literally medicine. There are medical reasons to use them. They have amazing medical benefits for many millions of people across the world. Using the new near-miracle diabetes drug that gave my father a new lease on life for trying to look anorexic isn't good, yeah, but it ain't the chemical's fault: It's two industries and a force of societal oppression doing that. Quit applying moral values to a life-improving chemical just because some people with too much money are misusing it. Keep your head in the game.

[anarchopuppy]

my fucking bank account got frauded and overdrafted to the tune of more than $200 (: multiple transactions in london and munich and fucking slovakia. apparently that doesnt trip their fraud detection but stopping at a gas station 1 state over does

[anarchopuppy]

card is frozen and replacement is in the mail, bank said the investigation could take up to 90 days. they will give me a temporary credit, but only after 10 days have passed. so im flat broke until then because of their shit security

if u wanna help out an unemployed burnt out autistic trans girl who cant seem to catch a fucking break, heres my ko-fi. dm for other stuff, u know the drill. i can load whatever i get onto a paypal card to buy groceries and pay bills

[forged-in-kaoss]

[aceofwhump]

Murderbot 1x07 - Gurathin whump

[micuko]

[boykavalier]

David Dastmalchian as Gurathin MURDERBOT 1.07 "Complementary Species"