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bimboid

midnight-revolucion

incorrectsmashbrosquotes

History rarely repeats but it often rhymes.

foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

gallowscalibrator

i was looking through an old magazine i had and well. this was in it

mspevensie

James McAvoy and Georgie Henley on the set of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

babyanimalgifs

Animal snaps

cocainesocialist

if you want a vision of the future picture fox news trying to own alexandria ocasio cortez with a graphic that says something like ‘foolishly thinks workers should have better lives’

cocainesocialist

sharkfests

tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

memecucker

they shot each other through a time portal

megapope-deactivated20220531

they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later

just-shower-thoughts

The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch-de

NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

churchyardgrim

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

stephendann

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

shitpostinguniverse

atalana

Our DM’s Guide to D&D Classes

thecheshirecass-deactivated2018

This may be the greatest writing on D&D of our lifetimes. I know it looks like a lot, but please read it, you will be so happy and you will either begin to understand D&D or else recognize this rightness in your SOUL.

jumpingjacktrash

this is so deeply correct i may never stop nodding

battlecrazed-axe-mage

This is so, so accurate!

gaypussyretard

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

rot-city

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

goblinbutler

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

kemonododo

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

Butterfly effect

Saitama:

According to the Scooby Doo wiki Shaggy is canonically a draft dodger

pewdiepieburglar

Like, fuck the troops Scoob!

squidbroom

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

local-chibi-girl

People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.