[hardgockcafe]

Adding msg to the sludge to make it delicious

[hardgockcafe]

Fuck it, gonna get weird drunk tonight (1.5 bottles of $5 champagne)

[hardgockcafe]

Baseball mascots: oh look they’re having a couple beers together and having fun :)

Football mascots: the bison just beat the owl to death

[hardgockcafe]

Pictured:

One mug, black background, the mug is white. Text on mug reads “Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my LAO GAN MA”

[hardgockcafe]

Hey dude, I heard that the party rockers were gonna be in the house tonight, just thought you should know

[hardgockcafe]

The local bodega has earned a lifetime of loyalty from me. May this establishment reign eternal

[hardgockcafe]

Be the Tgirl swag you want to see in the world

[hardgockcafe]

If god wanted us to have filters, she wouldn’t have given us livers

[hardgockcafe]

Pictured:

One mug, black background, mug is white. Text on mug reads “Don’t speak to me until I’ve had my LAO GAN MA”

[hardgockcafe]

Call me George Scorewell, The Ministry of Truth wishes they could get thotcriminals like me

(sex is banned)

[hardgockcafe]

consulting my tgirl master: "estrogensei, what are the breast practices when DMing a princess?"

tgirl master: "an age-old question, student. is she puppycoded?"

[hardgockcafe]

Does anyone else have preferences on lighter fluid for zippo lighters, solely based on how it smells when the lighter is lit?

[hardgockcafe]

Getting sloshed at a Midwest rooftop bar watching the 2022 National Cornhole League rerun on ESPN 8: The Ocho

[hardgockcafe]

Sponsored by Hellmans Mayonnaise btw

[hardgockcafe]

Oh my god no way

[eddieintheocean]

[kmmemes]

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

that's the title for sharknado 10

[kaidanalenkogf]