Take the Night Off | Carol & Jess
âJess!â Carol called out in a sing-song voice, knocking repeatedly on her apartment door knowing it would wind her up.
She had called earlier in the week and complained about her day, trivial things that she could hear Jess rolling her eyes at over the phone before she eventually owned up to what was really bothering her. She was going stir-crazy, moving had seemed like a good idea and it was but she still found the old anxieties creeping up. Deciding to do the most sensible thing she could think of, she called Jess. It was much better than the alternatives, most of which involved bottles and very non-heroic and embarrassing dangerous displays of superpowers. Jess, reliable as ever, hadnât pushed and suggested they do something fun. Carol decided it should be Friday evening, insisting she was ânot old or boring enough to be staying in with her cat on a Friday nightâ and immediately added a warning against contradiction before Jess could comment.
âIf you donât open up soon Iâll blast open your door!â Carol called out again and teasingly added, âAnd I wonât pay for the repairs this time.â
Jessica had been curled up the couch with her personal phone, swiping left on just about every dater's profile before resorting to Facebook stalking colleagues. Christ, she thought, Nina from R&D likes Nickelback and she made it public knowledge. She shook her head wishing she could swipe left on her coworkers, too. Life would be so much easier if social interaction came with an antisocial eject button. The thought escaped her when she heard Carol's voice at the door. There were some people she didn't mind seeing, some who even brightened her day.
"I hope you haven't pre-gamed without me," Jessica called out as Carol continued to knock. Jessica scurried about, hiding her pirated DVD of Spirited Away to pretend as though she hadn't just watched the film four times in a row. Kicking her slippers on, Jessica opened the door. She gave a coy smirk, adopting a convincing southern accent as spoke, saying, "My, my, my, if it ain't the lovely Miss Danvers."
She extended an arm for an embrace, asking, in a normal voice, "What's shakin', bacon?"















