be old, be goth, eat rodents

sarah, she/her, 24, art insta: dirtmoss

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

[milfkarlmarx-deactivated2021081]

the next ibuprofen will fix me

[lonelyroommp3]

what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

[cungadero]

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

[thrice-the-nobling]

prev's tags are too good not to save

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[sasukeless]

happy pride month and shout out to “there’s nothing wrong with homos, guys”

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[peelingmandarins]

there’s a whole apple rating website?

[barbrapleeez]

[boccher]

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

[terramosh]

[parasocialanxiety]

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[lilyblisslys]

*remembering being a straight guy is about alcohol consumption and masculine camaraderie* you're like the sprig of mint in my julep bro

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[pangur-and-grim]

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

[sticksandsharks]

96 little guys for your consideration (and perhaps... purchase...)