[meganegumi-blog]

https://youtu.be/LGbOyNu5SiU

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[airframeextender]

[littlelarimar]

there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons

[animentality]

it’s a bitch name

[bbg100-deactivated20190118]

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[cute-pluto]

my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know

[dunsparce]

life is hard for this dog

[thewolfgodsblog]

how do i explain plato’s allegory of the cave  to a dog

[theslayprint]

A short poem about me

[shencomix]

[nessajoybabe]

The best times to kiss a girl

[rodgriguez]

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[teenagerposts]

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

[septemberequinox]

self care is just going the hell to bed

[hustlerose]

FUCK, MAN! FUCK!!!!

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[crossroadsbishounen]

is there a 420 in pi 

[downair-blog]

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

humanity has made great strides today

[straightboyfriend]

The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men

[qui-bono]

Sexist.

[straightboyfriend]

i am literally a man