green vase enjoyer

E, she/he, white, lesbian, 22 /// i said if i ever got into dnd it would consume my whole life and look where we are now /// icon by queenbert

[hubrismechanisanimas]

[aydascomprehendsubtext]

ID: Tweet by sydney @demiurgently reading "living in New York is all about attending a friend's screening of In the Mood for Love once a month for the rest of your life

[junkfoodcinemas]

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[mollyjames]

[something-elsie]

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

[anonymousalchemist]

this is your daily reminder to preorder my novel. if we all work together and preorder my novel before june 2, then we can avoid the fate of "isabel has to go be a lawyer again"

thank you for your attention to this matter

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[artofdoubt]

Deborah and Ava + Ava's hands

[csny]

eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad

west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good

chicago: we love our city

[sideblogdotjpeg]

are we allowed to do a jake and amir reference in 2026

[stone-stars]

“hardwon is hyping up moonshine to hit on a flight attendant and there is no part of them that thinks you don’t want to be a part of this” really got me

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

[valtsv]

basically the best thing any character can do is decide they don't want to be afraid anymore - in fact they never want to be afraid of anything ever again - and take action so drastic they fail to realise that this too is a decision motivated by fear. or to account for the Consequences of that.

[brentunderjaw]

another silly little thing that makes me laugh

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

(about a problematic ship) actually i think the power dynamics should get more unbalanced and they should have less respect for each other's autonomy and they should violate more boundaries and commucate worse and fuse together in a tangled mass of tragedy until the lines between them blur and vanish and they are one single unified embodiment of unending worship

[aydascomprehendsubtext]

SORRY for being extremely compelled by women who are underwritten but I am literally still turning Henrietta A New Leaf 1971 around in my mind. Like what if you were awkward and clumsy and not conventionally beautiful and also brilliant and and independently wealthy and living in 1971. So you say okay I can just live with one single friend/pathetic hanger-on whos exploiting me for my money. I have my no doubt adoring students and my ferns and I dont actually NEED to find a husband.

BUT. unlike me Henrietta is not a massive dyke. Shes a (TEXTUALLY HORNY) heterosexual woman in polite society. And shes not super socially aware but its genuinely impossible to not notice the amount of latent contempt that people are bringing to EVERY interaction w you. So youre lying to yourself abt not really caring and thats why you keep your lawyer who is definitely scamming you around bc he says hes in love w you and stringing him along is literally the most social capital you've ever gotten from a peer.

AND THEN. Some extremely tall handsome dude who is massively self centered like you but gets away with it somehow is suddenly infatuated w you. Blowing up social interactions infatuated with you. And oh my god aren't all the other girls going to be so jealous. Won't they be shocked. They would never believe you even had a man interested in you. Let alone willing to MARRY you.

And maybe theres something fishy with the money going on. And maybe he's not actually as good in bed as youd hoped. But you have achieved the social capital you never thought youd get. And yeah that story abt him being abt to kill himself before he met you is hard to believe. But also isnt this the only explanation for the desperate way hes pursued you? In a way no other man literally ever has? Who CARES if he wants your money. Doesn't he also need you? Isnt it so nice to be needed like that after being told youre so undesirable for so long??

And then the longer they're married the more its like. The bela Twilight fantasy. Oh hes actually maybe kind of dangerously uncaring. Oh he will fire a room full of people with no notice without a second thought. But he makes sure there are no crumbs on your coat before you go to work. And he swallows his rage when YOU ruin his expensive rugs.

And yes, he doesn't really deserve to be the namesake of your signature scientific achievement. But isnt the feeling of his debt to you increasing, the enmeshment of your lives creeping in while hes oblivious until its too late for him to ever leave, better than immortality?

[cleaningouttherooms]

substack simulator

post 1: they don't want you to know that everyone is stupid and angry nowadays. and its because of covid post 2: ive tied together two social trends ive identified. and they are because of fascism post 3: they don't want you to know that everyone is stupid and angry nowadays. and its because of AI post 4: ive tied together two social trends ive identified. and they are because of christianity post 5: transmasculine joy is revolutionary post 6: i am the only literate cinephile left in a sea of cartoon watchers. and here are my thoughts about this critically acclaimed hollywood film post 7: no longer identifying as transmasculine and stopping T because the patriarchy exists is revolutionary post 8: ive tied together two social trends ive identified. and they are because of tiktok

[artofdoubt]